Viewing Thread:
"Serious Question"

Serious replies only please.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.

She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?

I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.

I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of.

It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a panel beaters shop or should I try and repair it myself?

The Hibernator wrote:
> Your name rhymes with Sperm.

And you're in the loser's club!
Hurrah!

:-(

My ex-girlfriend ran off with my best friend.

I really miss him.

:-)

lol quite amusing

I had a friend once, but I had to kill him.

OMG IT DUZ!

Merm wrote:
> The Hibernator wrote:
> WOW! LMAO! That was great, I honestly believed you for a while. What
> a
> story!
>
> You're a bit slow, aren't you?

I'll quote myself twice aswell, then. Your name rhymes with Sperm.

I was a little convinced.

Until I realised you'd probably kill her.

Merm wrote:
> Cid Vilante wrote:
> Let out just one big laugh. Really did have me believeing it too.
>
> You're a bit slow, aren't you?

Just a little gulible. I had no reason to doubt from the start although a post like this would have been put in Life... more than likely.