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Being a modern man (I can show emotions, even cry) there's nothing I'd ask a lady to do which I wouldn't do myself (except giving birth, and giving head, and same-sex kissing, and well, there's quite a lot, but bare with me) One thing I believe in is being trimmed downstairs. Nothing worse than finding a 70s bush on a girl, so not to be a COMPLETE hypocrit, I do a bit of trimming around that region myself.
Only today I did something everyone jokes about, but never expects to actually happen - and that is to cut myself with the scissors. My hairy sack of magic wasn't too pleased, and I'm now in that elite club of people who can claim "I've seen my balls bleeding"
Not very pleasant at all. If that's any indicator on how my day's going to be, I might just skip work and go back to bed.
Only today I did something everyone jokes about, but never expects to actually happen - and that is to cut myself with the scissors. My hairy sack of magic wasn't too pleased, and I'm now in that elite club of people who can claim "I've seen my balls bleeding"
Not very pleasant at all. If that's any indicator on how my day's going to be, I might just skip work and go back to bed.
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What kinda scissors?
Don't you need a shaver?
Tear.
Don't you need a shaver?
Tear.
I've cut "down there" before...
Came off my bike at a fantastic speed.
Came off my bike at a fantastic speed.
MoJoJoJo wrote:
> My hairy sack of magic
ho ho ho :-)
> My hairy sack of magic
ho ho ho :-)
*cringe*
Just think though, if you'd have tried to continue, juddering in pain (you can show emotions, remember!) you might have done damage infinitely worse.
:-P
Just think though, if you'd have tried to continue, juddering in pain (you can show emotions, remember!) you might have done damage infinitely worse.
:-P
Being a modern man (I can show emotions, even cry) there's nothing I'd ask a lady to do which I wouldn't do myself (except giving birth, and giving head, and same-sex kissing, and well, there's quite a lot, but bare with me) One thing I believe in is being trimmed downstairs. Nothing worse than finding a 70s bush on a girl, so not to be a COMPLETE hypocrit, I do a bit of trimming around that region myself.
Only today I did something everyone jokes about, but never expects to actually happen - and that is to cut myself with the scissors. My hairy sack of magic wasn't too pleased, and I'm now in that elite club of people who can claim "I've seen my balls bleeding"
Not very pleasant at all. If that's any indicator on how my day's going to be, I might just skip work and go back to bed.
Only today I did something everyone jokes about, but never expects to actually happen - and that is to cut myself with the scissors. My hairy sack of magic wasn't too pleased, and I'm now in that elite club of people who can claim "I've seen my balls bleeding"
Not very pleasant at all. If that's any indicator on how my day's going to be, I might just skip work and go back to bed.
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