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"Ouch"

Being a modern man (I can show emotions, even cry) there's nothing I'd ask a lady to do which I wouldn't do myself (except giving birth, and giving head, and same-sex kissing, and well, there's quite a lot, but bare with me) One thing I believe in is being trimmed downstairs. Nothing worse than finding a 70s bush on a girl, so not to be a COMPLETE hypocrit, I do a bit of trimming around that region myself.

Only today I did something everyone jokes about, but never expects to actually happen - and that is to cut myself with the scissors. My hairy sack of magic wasn't too pleased, and I'm now in that elite club of people who can claim "I've seen my balls bleeding"

Not very pleasant at all. If that's any indicator on how my day's going to be, I might just skip work and go back to bed.

You're just jealous.

"Hey, does this look like a Q to you?"

"How about now?"

Never EVER listen to evil film characters, even when they say there is nothing like a shorn scrotum (Dr. Evil)

Your privates have had quite the eventful life so far. Certainly enough for you to tell your grandchildren. Of course, it's best if you stuck to the "Back in my day, I had to drive to school" stories.

Oh God, don't remind me of that story.

Not as bad as having a needle shoved up my member, but yeah, it wasn't nice.

Thats just made my eye's water.

*crosses legs in simpathy*

Coin wrote:
> What kinda scissors?
>
> Don't you need a shaver?


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Just small ones (no jokes, please) and no I don't shave downstairs, that would be rather itchy. A good trim is all you need.

MoJoJoJo. Ouch that must have hurt. It hurts as well if a female does it.

It is nice to see a man who takes care downstairs.

*Applauds*

DUDE! Not nice.... laugh if punching bag/s go septic

Hahahahaha you were trimming your pubes.