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I would like to be an accountant. I became an accountant
I want to be a millionaire
Don’t we all
I’m going to become one though
As if
I want to be one so very badly I’m willing to drop many levels. Is that too hard for you?
Yes but my exam grades were great and the chance of being an accountant jumped at me, so I took it.
I’ve just said that you could become very rich if you wanted to and you continue with the middleclass façade.
Nope you’re wrong. I’m going to live in a basic house at first with BBC2 cult classics on heavy rotation. Probably down the boozer on Fridays, Saturdays and hopefully Sundays. Settle down with that girl in a desperate state as to not die alone and improve my self-image. Have kids soon enough. I’ll probably get married then, though I don’t believe in God I just want to make sure I tried to accept him should heaven exist. Next I’ll get a Subuaru and a dog with lockjaw not because it looks good you understand, but the normal “to look hard” way. The best time will be when I’m eighty and all alone looking back on my crap life that millions of others everywhere are living too. And probably continue to do so. Wasting away when I’m old wearing cardigans, thinking where did it all go?
Ok well you waste your life and torture yourself over what might have been because I’m a millionaire who believed it possible to be one rather than an accountant like you.
Are you completely slow? You’re obviously NOT a millionaire; the thought is so stupid, that it’s not worth thinking.
You’ve never thought about being rich? Perhaps you should start. Or you could continue to go the bookies every night. You didn’t think about it because you didn’t think it’d work. I believed it would work and had a bash and somehow, through many ways, became ultra-rich. You always wanted to become an accountant and so became one, do you think those “he’d always wanted to achieve this/ get this far/ become the” stories are fairytale? Nope. You can do it, you just rather be simple and the reflection of everyone else inside your thoughts that are violating you all the time. You only belong here, the tonnage of the British public at your side. All getting ready to vote and get drunk out of their minds.
Yeah drunk is cool. I speak better to girls when I’m drunk. It helps me feel good and act like a total idiot. The thought of everyone getting drunk on weekends and Fridays to pass time and waste oneself does not make me want to wretch at all.
That’s one of us at least. I’ll send you a postcard from my LA mansion. Work? No, not me. Just my big fat drug, love and food fuelled happy happy joy life getting in the way and making me extremely wealthy. Poor me with my stupid thoughts of being rich when I was young instead of following you and being wasted in a very, very wide hole of pointless smokers, drinkers and anything else the government wants you to be. Life wasters, potential killers, suicidal talent extinguishers. A hole being filled with everyone you know. I’ll have a gigantic library to enlighten me and a 1920s delicate study dedicated to Indiana Jones after I tour the oceans and travel the world. You embark on your own unique adventure a million other people haven’t done before…like going the launderette maybe. Erm, you look as if you’re about to blow…
Wahh wahh I’m depressed and I myself, life is unfulfilling, no-one understands me and my slitwrist problems. Some import, export “foreign games first” retailer makes me cool and my credit card when really…HELP ME JAPANESE ANIME AND CULT STUFF ONLY ONLINE PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE WE ALL BELONG TO THE SAME SOCIAL GATHERING.
Let him be on his own, away from us and our strange way of being addictive and pathetic.
Hehehe. No actually I’m not depressed. I love manipulating middleclass life. A millionaire?! Where’s the challenge in that? Having it all and not rising from the top. I prefer generic life X. We all get caught up in the mist of life and forget we even want a million. If we got rich straightaway there’d be no series 6,7 or 8. The season 9 finale. You go and get rich. We draw in ratings and attention. People dying. DEATH. VIOLENCE.
Yeah I watch loads of gory movies too.
SO, BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME! I GOT RAPED! HELP, GIVE ME ATTENTION I WAS RAPED ITS NOT FAIR I’M CLEARLY TRAUMATIZED AND SCREWED UP DESPITE WATCHING ALLOT OF GORY MOVIES AND PORN WHICH SHOULD GIVE ME A SICK “HEADS UP” SHOULD I EVER GET RAPED AND SOFTEN THE BLOW. YES, IT GAVE ME AN ADVANTAGE BUT I WAS SO…..SO VIOLATED!
Your mind is violated everyday by everyone you know. And anyway people watch enough movies to know about it and then moan about being violated when the night before you probably had sex with 50 people when drunk.
I’m alive now, not 2000 years ago like some other source of worship, I’m alive now, breathe in and swallow the knowledge that I breath right now with you too.
I want to be a millionaire
Don’t we all
I’m going to become one though
As if
I want to be one so very badly I’m willing to drop many levels. Is that too hard for you?
Yes but my exam grades were great and the chance of being an accountant jumped at me, so I took it.
I’ve just said that you could become very rich if you wanted to and you continue with the middleclass façade.
Nope you’re wrong. I’m going to live in a basic house at first with BBC2 cult classics on heavy rotation. Probably down the boozer on Fridays, Saturdays and hopefully Sundays. Settle down with that girl in a desperate state as to not die alone and improve my self-image. Have kids soon enough. I’ll probably get married then, though I don’t believe in God I just want to make sure I tried to accept him should heaven exist. Next I’ll get a Subuaru and a dog with lockjaw not because it looks good you understand, but the normal “to look hard” way. The best time will be when I’m eighty and all alone looking back on my crap life that millions of others everywhere are living too. And probably continue to do so. Wasting away when I’m old wearing cardigans, thinking where did it all go?
Ok well you waste your life and torture yourself over what might have been because I’m a millionaire who believed it possible to be one rather than an accountant like you.
Are you completely slow? You’re obviously NOT a millionaire; the thought is so stupid, that it’s not worth thinking.
You’ve never thought about being rich? Perhaps you should start. Or you could continue to go the bookies every night. You didn’t think about it because you didn’t think it’d work. I believed it would work and had a bash and somehow, through many ways, became ultra-rich. You always wanted to become an accountant and so became one, do you think those “he’d always wanted to achieve this/ get this far/ become the” stories are fairytale? Nope. You can do it, you just rather be simple and the reflection of everyone else inside your thoughts that are violating you all the time. You only belong here, the tonnage of the British public at your side. All getting ready to vote and get drunk out of their minds.
Yeah drunk is cool. I speak better to girls when I’m drunk. It helps me feel good and act like a total idiot. The thought of everyone getting drunk on weekends and Fridays to pass time and waste oneself does not make me want to wretch at all.
That’s one of us at least. I’ll send you a postcard from my LA mansion. Work? No, not me. Just my big fat drug, love and food fuelled happy happy joy life getting in the way and making me extremely wealthy. Poor me with my stupid thoughts of being rich when I was young instead of following you and being wasted in a very, very wide hole of pointless smokers, drinkers and anything else the government wants you to be. Life wasters, potential killers, suicidal talent extinguishers. A hole being filled with everyone you know. I’ll have a gigantic library to enlighten me and a 1920s delicate study dedicated to Indiana Jones after I tour the oceans and travel the world. You embark on your own unique adventure a million other people haven’t done before…like going the launderette maybe. Erm, you look as if you’re about to blow…
Wahh wahh I’m depressed and I myself, life is unfulfilling, no-one understands me and my slitwrist problems. Some import, export “foreign games first” retailer makes me cool and my credit card when really…HELP ME JAPANESE ANIME AND CULT STUFF ONLY ONLINE PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE WE ALL BELONG TO THE SAME SOCIAL GATHERING.
Let him be on his own, away from us and our strange way of being addictive and pathetic.
Hehehe. No actually I’m not depressed. I love manipulating middleclass life. A millionaire?! Where’s the challenge in that? Having it all and not rising from the top. I prefer generic life X. We all get caught up in the mist of life and forget we even want a million. If we got rich straightaway there’d be no series 6,7 or 8. The season 9 finale. You go and get rich. We draw in ratings and attention. People dying. DEATH. VIOLENCE.
Yeah I watch loads of gory movies too.
SO, BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME! I GOT RAPED! HELP, GIVE ME ATTENTION I WAS RAPED ITS NOT FAIR I’M CLEARLY TRAUMATIZED AND SCREWED UP DESPITE WATCHING ALLOT OF GORY MOVIES AND PORN WHICH SHOULD GIVE ME A SICK “HEADS UP” SHOULD I EVER GET RAPED AND SOFTEN THE BLOW. YES, IT GAVE ME AN ADVANTAGE BUT I WAS SO…..SO VIOLATED!
Your mind is violated everyday by everyone you know. And anyway people watch enough movies to know about it and then moan about being violated when the night before you probably had sex with 50 people when drunk.
I’m alive now, not 2000 years ago like some other source of worship, I’m alive now, breathe in and swallow the knowledge that I breath right now with you too.
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I would like to be an accountant. I became an accountant
I want to be a millionaire
Don’t we all
I’m going to become one though
As if
I want to be one so very badly I’m willing to drop many levels. Is that too hard for you?
Yes but my exam grades were great and the chance of being an accountant jumped at me, so I took it.
I’ve just said that you could become very rich if you wanted to and you continue with the middleclass façade.
Nope you’re wrong. I’m going to live in a basic house at first with BBC2 cult classics on heavy rotation. Probably down the boozer on Fridays, Saturdays and hopefully Sundays. Settle down with that girl in a desperate state as to not die alone and improve my self-image. Have kids soon enough. I’ll probably get married then, though I don’t believe in God I just want to make sure I tried to accept him should heaven exist. Next I’ll get a Subuaru and a dog with lockjaw not because it looks good you understand, but the normal “to look hard” way. The best time will be when I’m eighty and all alone looking back on my crap life that millions of others everywhere are living too. And probably continue to do so. Wasting away when I’m old wearing cardigans, thinking where did it all go?
Ok well you waste your life and torture yourself over what might have been because I’m a millionaire who believed it possible to be one rather than an accountant like you.
Are you completely slow? You’re obviously NOT a millionaire; the thought is so stupid, that it’s not worth thinking.
You’ve never thought about being rich? Perhaps you should start. Or you could continue to go the bookies every night. You didn’t think about it because you didn’t think it’d work. I believed it would work and had a bash and somehow, through many ways, became ultra-rich. You always wanted to become an accountant and so became one, do you think those “he’d always wanted to achieve this/ get this far/ become the” stories are fairytale? Nope. You can do it, you just rather be simple and the reflection of everyone else inside your thoughts that are violating you all the time. You only belong here, the tonnage of the British public at your side. All getting ready to vote and get drunk out of their minds.
Yeah drunk is cool. I speak better to girls when I’m drunk. It helps me feel good and act like a total idiot. The thought of everyone getting drunk on weekends and Fridays to pass time and waste oneself does not make me want to wretch at all.
That’s one of us at least. I’ll send you a postcard from my LA mansion. Work? No, not me. Just my big fat drug, love and food fuelled happy happy joy life getting in the way and making me extremely wealthy. Poor me with my stupid thoughts of being rich when I was young instead of following you and being wasted in a very, very wide hole of pointless smokers, drinkers and anything else the government wants you to be. Life wasters, potential killers, suicidal talent extinguishers. A hole being filled with everyone you know. I’ll have a gigantic library to enlighten me and a 1920s delicate study dedicated to Indiana Jones after I tour the oceans and travel the world. You embark on your own unique adventure a million other people haven’t done before…like going the launderette maybe. Erm, you look as if you’re about to blow…
Wahh wahh I’m depressed and I myself, life is unfulfilling, no-one understands me and my slitwrist problems. Some import, export “foreign games first” retailer makes me cool and my credit card when really…HELP ME JAPANESE ANIME AND CULT STUFF ONLY ONLINE PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE WE ALL BELONG TO THE SAME SOCIAL GATHERING.
Let him be on his own, away from us and our strange way of being addictive and pathetic.
Hehehe. No actually I’m not depressed. I love manipulating middleclass life. A millionaire?! Where’s the challenge in that? Having it all and not rising from the top. I prefer generic life X. We all get caught up in the mist of life and forget we even want a million. If we got rich straightaway there’d be no series 6,7 or 8. The season 9 finale. You go and get rich. We draw in ratings and attention. People dying. DEATH. VIOLENCE.
Yeah I watch loads of gory movies too.
SO, BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME! I GOT RAPED! HELP, GIVE ME ATTENTION I WAS RAPED ITS NOT FAIR I’M CLEARLY TRAUMATIZED AND SCREWED UP DESPITE WATCHING ALLOT OF GORY MOVIES AND PORN WHICH SHOULD GIVE ME A SICK “HEADS UP” SHOULD I EVER GET RAPED AND SOFTEN THE BLOW. YES, IT GAVE ME AN ADVANTAGE BUT I WAS SO…..SO VIOLATED!
Your mind is violated everyday by everyone you know. And anyway people watch enough movies to know about it and then moan about being violated when the night before you probably had sex with 50 people when drunk.
I’m alive now, not 2000 years ago like some other source of worship, I’m alive now, breathe in and swallow the knowledge that I breath right now with you too.
I want to be a millionaire
Don’t we all
I’m going to become one though
As if
I want to be one so very badly I’m willing to drop many levels. Is that too hard for you?
Yes but my exam grades were great and the chance of being an accountant jumped at me, so I took it.
I’ve just said that you could become very rich if you wanted to and you continue with the middleclass façade.
Nope you’re wrong. I’m going to live in a basic house at first with BBC2 cult classics on heavy rotation. Probably down the boozer on Fridays, Saturdays and hopefully Sundays. Settle down with that girl in a desperate state as to not die alone and improve my self-image. Have kids soon enough. I’ll probably get married then, though I don’t believe in God I just want to make sure I tried to accept him should heaven exist. Next I’ll get a Subuaru and a dog with lockjaw not because it looks good you understand, but the normal “to look hard” way. The best time will be when I’m eighty and all alone looking back on my crap life that millions of others everywhere are living too. And probably continue to do so. Wasting away when I’m old wearing cardigans, thinking where did it all go?
Ok well you waste your life and torture yourself over what might have been because I’m a millionaire who believed it possible to be one rather than an accountant like you.
Are you completely slow? You’re obviously NOT a millionaire; the thought is so stupid, that it’s not worth thinking.
You’ve never thought about being rich? Perhaps you should start. Or you could continue to go the bookies every night. You didn’t think about it because you didn’t think it’d work. I believed it would work and had a bash and somehow, through many ways, became ultra-rich. You always wanted to become an accountant and so became one, do you think those “he’d always wanted to achieve this/ get this far/ become the” stories are fairytale? Nope. You can do it, you just rather be simple and the reflection of everyone else inside your thoughts that are violating you all the time. You only belong here, the tonnage of the British public at your side. All getting ready to vote and get drunk out of their minds.
Yeah drunk is cool. I speak better to girls when I’m drunk. It helps me feel good and act like a total idiot. The thought of everyone getting drunk on weekends and Fridays to pass time and waste oneself does not make me want to wretch at all.
That’s one of us at least. I’ll send you a postcard from my LA mansion. Work? No, not me. Just my big fat drug, love and food fuelled happy happy joy life getting in the way and making me extremely wealthy. Poor me with my stupid thoughts of being rich when I was young instead of following you and being wasted in a very, very wide hole of pointless smokers, drinkers and anything else the government wants you to be. Life wasters, potential killers, suicidal talent extinguishers. A hole being filled with everyone you know. I’ll have a gigantic library to enlighten me and a 1920s delicate study dedicated to Indiana Jones after I tour the oceans and travel the world. You embark on your own unique adventure a million other people haven’t done before…like going the launderette maybe. Erm, you look as if you’re about to blow…
Wahh wahh I’m depressed and I myself, life is unfulfilling, no-one understands me and my slitwrist problems. Some import, export “foreign games first” retailer makes me cool and my credit card when really…HELP ME JAPANESE ANIME AND CULT STUFF ONLY ONLINE PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE WE ALL BELONG TO THE SAME SOCIAL GATHERING.
Let him be on his own, away from us and our strange way of being addictive and pathetic.
Hehehe. No actually I’m not depressed. I love manipulating middleclass life. A millionaire?! Where’s the challenge in that? Having it all and not rising from the top. I prefer generic life X. We all get caught up in the mist of life and forget we even want a million. If we got rich straightaway there’d be no series 6,7 or 8. The season 9 finale. You go and get rich. We draw in ratings and attention. People dying. DEATH. VIOLENCE.
Yeah I watch loads of gory movies too.
SO, BUT IT HAPPENED TO ME! I GOT RAPED! HELP, GIVE ME ATTENTION I WAS RAPED ITS NOT FAIR I’M CLEARLY TRAUMATIZED AND SCREWED UP DESPITE WATCHING ALLOT OF GORY MOVIES AND PORN WHICH SHOULD GIVE ME A SICK “HEADS UP” SHOULD I EVER GET RAPED AND SOFTEN THE BLOW. YES, IT GAVE ME AN ADVANTAGE BUT I WAS SO…..SO VIOLATED!
Your mind is violated everyday by everyone you know. And anyway people watch enough movies to know about it and then moan about being violated when the night before you probably had sex with 50 people when drunk.
I’m alive now, not 2000 years ago like some other source of worship, I’m alive now, breathe in and swallow the knowledge that I breath right now with you too.
I'm not sure whether that was inspirational or depressing.
That was uncut, 100% slurge done in minutes.
Like this:
Berzzkkk
Did you miss it?
Again:
BEEEerrrzzzk.
Like this:
Berzzkkk
Did you miss it?
Again:
BEEEerrrzzzk.
I guess you stored everything up, mmmm?
Where the hell did you go, anywayz? I missed this crap.
1 withstanding.
Where the hell did you go, anywayz? I missed this crap.
1 withstanding.
FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I guess you stored everything up, mmmm?
My balls are like boulders.
> Where the hell did you go, anywayz? I missed this crap.
Decapitation. Remember? Oh and not crap. NEVER crap.
> 1 withstanding.
What the hell does that mean?
> I guess you stored everything up, mmmm?
My balls are like boulders.
> Where the hell did you go, anywayz? I missed this crap.
Decapitation. Remember? Oh and not crap. NEVER crap.
> 1 withstanding.
What the hell does that mean?
Oh yeah, I remember. Poor lad.
Not crap, no. Apologies.
It means: READ MY OTHER STORY, hove.
It's better than the most recent one.
I'm far too needy.
Not crap, no. Apologies.
It means: READ MY OTHER STORY, hove.
It's better than the most recent one.
I'm far too needy.
I skipped through most of that. Why do people even want to become millionares? The only thing I can think of is for freedom. The freedom to do what you want when you want (optionally with who you want). Of course the problem is how much wealth is enough. Its never enough. If everyone had the same amount of wealth nobody would get jealous, and the wealth of the few would be enough to provide a better life for everybody, and raise the standard of living somewhat. I propose the abolishemnt of money and replacing it with government run services, free to use, and the introduction of a credit system for services rendered. It may seem like money, if you get an allowance of credits, and all your basic ammenities are provided for, you dont really need to use it, its not like you HAVE to go shopping anyway. So the point is life would be better if it was more like Star Trek. jk
Maybe when you're king of the world you can put that idea into practise.
Until then..SHURUP AND READ IT.
You is a free as a bird, communist clown.
Until then..SHURUP AND READ IT.
You is a free as a bird, communist clown.
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That was cool. I don't think I understand it - is it a story in character? - but it was cool.
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