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"Painkillers"

I've had the hangover from hell and a splitting headache all day. I just took a couple of my mums painkillers and I must say I feel very good indeed. My mum must float around the house for the most part.

Drugs are bad, kids.

I don't take painkillers. Not some macho thing, it just doesn't cross my mind. Then again, I'm the kid who insisted his friend was OK after he slipped on New Year's Eve and had a gash which later required stitches.

In fact my doctor had a go at me for not taking any pain killers when I had tonsilitus.

Anyway, I don't get headaches from drinking, just a REALLY bad stomach.

Nah, that comes afterwards.

So it is like having a w**k then?

Mary Jane.

Sweet Mary Jane.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Bladdered Scorpion wrote:
> I thought that you shrugged off such problems with a big fat ganja.
>
> ha ha, funny you should say that, I've spent most of the afternoon
> entertaining Mrs M. Jane and watching stupid videos on the internet
> with a mate.
>
> I'm guessing any sympathy for me and my headache that there may have
> been has now evaporated. :)

Who's Mrs M Jane..is that a new name for like..having a w**k..like Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters?

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> it makes you lazy and unmotivated.

I need to stop.

NOW

J'T wrote:
> Oh and with the cancer tubes:
>
> Add herbs to justify oneselfs reason to do such buffoonary.

yeah, but I don't think me smoking a cone down the local pub would help me much. I try to keep my herbal consumption down to a minimum anyway - it makes you lazy and unmotivated.

*leans back in chair and cracks open a can*

Lawrence wrote:
> what? no stealing of the traffic cones?

c'mon, you know me better than that. Road signs, maybe ...

> Borat, how shameful. The hangover always seems worth it when you wake
> up with random things/women in your bedroom, or with only one shoe or
> with the memories of your mate falling down some stairs.

No women unfortunately, but I suppose I could push one of my mates down the stairs later on if that helps ...

> No wonder you have resorted to painkillers.

You make it sound so shameful ... :)

Oh and with the cancer tubes:

Add herbs to justify oneselfs reason to do such buffoonary.

Bladdered Scorpion wrote:
> I thought that you shrugged off such problems with a big fat ganja.

ha ha, funny you should say that, I've spent most of the afternoon entertaining Mrs M. Jane and watching stupid videos on the internet with a mate.

I'm guessing any sympathy for me and my headache that there may have been has now evaporated. :)