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[URL]http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml[/URL]
Ok, this contains stuff, which very young people shouldn't read. It has swearing and sexual references. EB rates this as a 15+ link, but one of the funniest I've seen in ages, so please don't delete it staff-like-people.
This is where a guy has taken the mick out of people who agreed to cyber with him. If it has been posted before, I don't care. It's funny enough to be posted again.
Here are a few quotes young people can read too.
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“Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?”
“Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better”
“Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way”
"sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't"
OI!
“bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.”
Ok, this contains stuff, which very young people shouldn't read. It has swearing and sexual references. EB rates this as a 15+ link, but one of the funniest I've seen in ages, so please don't delete it staff-like-people.
This is where a guy has taken the mick out of people who agreed to cyber with him. If it has been posted before, I don't care. It's funny enough to be posted again.
Here are a few quotes young people can read too.
******************
“Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?”
“Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better”
“Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way”
"sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't"
OI!
“bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.”
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I think the bra comment was genius and the second time he puts on his wizzard hat.
The Rhino bit made me laugh most.
You missed the part out about the penis of eternity.
Its the most genius.
Its the most genius.
Ok, I didn't see your post. But you may notice a little bit in mine where I said that I don't care if it had been posted before. It is the first thing to make me laugh for ages.
mattributé wrote:
> I posted a link to this yesterday.
>
> It's been posted many times, but it still rules.
>
> Yey
> I posted a link to this yesterday.
>
> It's been posted many times, but it still rules.
>
> Yey
I posted a link to this yesterday.
It's been posted many times, but it still rules.
Yey
It's been posted many times, but it still rules.
Yey
Who was it that posted this yesterday?
Oh yes, matteh.
Oh yes, matteh.
[URL]http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml[/URL]
Ok, this contains stuff, which very young people shouldn't read. It has swearing and sexual references. EB rates this as a 15+ link, but one of the funniest I've seen in ages, so please don't delete it staff-like-people.
This is where a guy has taken the mick out of people who agreed to cyber with him. If it has been posted before, I don't care. It's funny enough to be posted again.
Here are a few quotes young people can read too.
******************
“Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?”
“Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better”
“Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way”
"sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't"
OI!
“bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.”
Ok, this contains stuff, which very young people shouldn't read. It has swearing and sexual references. EB rates this as a 15+ link, but one of the funniest I've seen in ages, so please don't delete it staff-like-people.
This is where a guy has taken the mick out of people who agreed to cyber with him. If it has been posted before, I don't care. It's funny enough to be posted again.
Here are a few quotes young people can read too.
******************
“Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?”
“Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better”
“Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way”
"sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't"
OI!
“bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.”
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