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Ok, this contains stuff, which very young people shouldn't read. It has swearing and sexual references. EB rates this as a 15+ link, but one of the funniest I've seen in ages, so please don't delete it staff-like-people.
This is where a guy has taken the mick out of people who agreed to cyber with him. If it has been posted before, I don't care. It's funny enough to be posted again.
Here are a few quotes young people can read too.
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“Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?”
“Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better”
“Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way”
"sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't"
OI!
“bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.”
Ok, this contains stuff, which very young people shouldn't read. It has swearing and sexual references. EB rates this as a 15+ link, but one of the funniest I've seen in ages, so please don't delete it staff-like-people.
This is where a guy has taken the mick out of people who agreed to cyber with him. If it has been posted before, I don't care. It's funny enough to be posted again.
Here are a few quotes young people can read too.
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“Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?”
“Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better”
“Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way”
"sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't"
OI!
“bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.”
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You just like the whole cop thing
So funny..the cop one was funniest, and where he called her fat..so so mean!
"Damn, I should keep a record of you guys."
LOL
LOL
"sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so"
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so"
That was great. Really.
I like the pizza one where he sticks his wang in a pizza
That stuff is classic. The part where he puts on the wizard hat for the second time and the girl realises it's him again...LOL! First time I'd seen this too, nice one EB.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Ha ha ha. I'm almost in tears laughing at some of this stuff.
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Ha ha ha. I'm almost in tears laughing at some of this stuff.
My favourite part...
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of s**t.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of s**t.
This is really really old, as in years old.
It's still great though.
It's still great though.
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