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"True story"

It was about a week before my junior prom, and my girlfriends sister called asking me and asked if I could come over to help move furniture. I went over there and when I opened the door I saw that she had her shirt off. She walked up the stairs and told me to meet her in her room if I wanted to have sex. I thought about it and walked outside towards my car, when her parents jumped out of nowhere and congradulated me for not cheating on my girlfriend.

Moral of the story: Always leave your condoms in your car.

Good, but I've heard it before.

:-)

i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> Where I'm from, we have are junior prom freshman and sophomore year,
> and I'm 16.
>
> Edit: This is a fake story though.
>
> FALSE ADVERTISING!
>
> What am I advertising again?
>
> The topic title is basically an advertisement inviting people to
> enter.
> Your "advertisment" states that it is a true story, when
> in
> fact, it's not.
>
> But I am not selling anything or making any profit therefore it is
> not.
>
> You don't need to be selling something or trying to make profit.
> Take this as an example, you open up your local newpaper, on the
> second page, there is a large box in the corner saying "Church
> meeting"
> It's not for profit, but it's advertising it, inviting people to
> come.
> Don't argue with me, I'm better than you.

Fine I'm a false advertiser, the jokes still funny though.

dck42069 wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> Where I'm from, we have are junior prom freshman and sophomore year,
> and I'm 16.
>
> Edit: This is a fake story though.
>
> FALSE ADVERTISING!
>
> What am I advertising again?
>
> The topic title is basically an advertisement inviting people to
> enter.
> Your "advertisment" states that it is a true story, when
> in
> fact, it's not.
>
> But I am not selling anything or making any profit therefore it is
> not.

You don't need to be selling something or trying to make profit.
Take this as an example, you open up your local newpaper, on the second page, there is a large box in the corner saying "Church meeting"
It's not for profit, but it's advertising it, inviting people to come.
Don't argue with me, I'm better than you.

i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> Where I'm from, we have are junior prom freshman and sophomore year,
> and I'm 16.
>
> Edit: This is a fake story though.
>
> FALSE ADVERTISING!
>
> What am I advertising again?
>
> The topic title is basically an advertisement inviting people to
> enter.
> Your "advertisment" states that it is a true story, when in
> fact, it's not.

But I am not selling anything or making any profit therefore it is not.

dck42069 wrote:
> i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> Where I'm from, we have are junior prom freshman and sophomore year,
> and I'm 16.
>
> Edit: This is a fake story though.
>
> FALSE ADVERTISING!
>
> What am I advertising again?

The topic title is basically an advertisement inviting people to enter.
Your "advertisment" states that it is a true story, when in fact, it's not.

i'munn wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> Where I'm from, we have are junior prom freshman and sophomore year,
> and I'm 16.
>
> Edit: This is a fake story though.
>
> FALSE ADVERTISING!

What am I advertising again?

FALSE ALLEGATION!

R.E.T.A.R.D.

dck42069 wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> Where I'm from, we have are junior prom freshman and sophomore year,
> and I'm 16.
>
> Edit: This is a fake story though.
Edit Again: I don't even own a car.

dck42069 wrote:
> dck42069 wrote:
> Where I'm from, we have are junior prom freshman and sophomore year,
> and I'm 16.
>
> Edit: This is a fake story though.

FALSE ADVERTISING!