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I was browsing through the Vice City reviews to see if anyone had ever won a GAD for one, and I found one, and it brought back memories of me submitting what I thought was a great entry (it was alright, definately better than this, though not really worth a GAD) and getting beat out by this "poem"
It's not a poem, it's a crappy review that doesn't rhyme and has had the return key pressed one too many times.
The moral of this story is, push return lots of times in a review and you'll win a GAD seemingly.
> zzzz :: Reviewed 12/10/2004
>
> Its a really good game. Your a person called zelda on a quest to do
> stuff. The graphics are good the gameplay is good andthe whole game
> is good.
>
>
> I rate this product 8/10 :: See all reviews by this author
> Product Information :: Buy Now
>
> ^ ahaha, brilliance. You're a person called Zelda aye? Interesting,
> always thought he was called Link :<
Did you write that mr MJ swerve person? :P
> You can tell when people think that gameaday is random and everyone
> who enters has an equal chance. As we know, it is random, but people
> without memberships and Discodexy have the advantage over everyone.
And people who can cut & paste with the masters.
Don't forget them.
> [URL]http://uk.special.reserve.co.uk/reviews/customer.php?code=XV1029#pdean52[/URL]
>
> Brilliant.
The NetGear one is magnificent
'p.s this site is brill'
Its a really good game. Your a person called zelda on a quest to do stuff. The graphics are good the gameplay is good andthe whole game is good.
I rate this product 8/10 :: See all reviews by this author
Product Information :: Buy Now
^ ahaha, brilliance. You're a person called Zelda aye? Interesting, always thought he was called Link :<
Brilliant.
actually, anyone remember the game Blood?
It was a time when I doubt the FFFs genius.
I'm sorry.
> my name was Etheral Paladin (yeah, that lasted long)
I remember that.
pointless, because the reviews that they choose.
Users add detail by taking their time,
but lose to the poems that don't even rhyme.
Whoever the managers of this site are,
are taking their power way to far.
They shouldn't be choosing reviews like that,
It's as if they choosing from a hat.
Although I am ineligible for winning a prize,
I know it shouldn't have won because I have eyes.
If he could have won for his poem with no rhymes,
I should have won at least seven times.
I don't even care if I get banned from this site,
If so, I'll just start off new,
But to the managers of this site,
**ck you, **ck you, **ck you.
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