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I was browsing through the Vice City reviews to see if anyone had ever won a GAD for one, and I found one, and it brought back memories of me submitting what I thought was a great entry (it was alright, definately better than this, though not really worth a GAD) and getting beat out by this "poem"
It's not a poem, it's a crappy review that doesn't rhyme and has had the return key pressed one too many times.
The moral of this story is, push return lots of times in a review and you'll win a GAD seemingly.
I was browsing through the Vice City reviews to see if anyone had ever won a GAD for one, and I found one, and it brought back memories of me submitting what I thought was a great entry (it was alright, definately better than this, though not really worth a GAD) and getting beat out by this "poem"
It's not a poem, it's a crappy review that doesn't rhyme and has had the return key pressed one too many times.
The moral of this story is, push return lots of times in a review and you'll win a GAD seemingly.
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[URL]http://uk.special.reserve.co.uk/reviews/customer.php?code=WV3665&page=27[/URL]
I was browsing through the Vice City reviews to see if anyone had ever won a GAD for one, and I found one, and it brought back memories of me submitting what I thought was a great entry (it was alright, definately better than this, though not really worth a GAD) and getting beat out by this "poem"
It's not a poem, it's a crappy review that doesn't rhyme and has had the return key pressed one too many times.
The moral of this story is, push return lots of times in a review and you'll win a GAD seemingly.
I was browsing through the Vice City reviews to see if anyone had ever won a GAD for one, and I found one, and it brought back memories of me submitting what I thought was a great entry (it was alright, definately better than this, though not really worth a GAD) and getting beat out by this "poem"
It's not a poem, it's a crappy review that doesn't rhyme and has had the return key pressed one too many times.
The moral of this story is, push return lots of times in a review and you'll win a GAD seemingly.
Hahahaha, how cr@p.
That is pish.
Although it is crap, a poem doesn't have to rhyme.
I know, but, then
again, that means
everything is a poem
if you seperate
lines at random
points, with a return.
again, that means
everything is a poem
if you seperate
lines at random
points, with a return.
Bloody hell Munn, that was inspirational.
I won a GAD with a poem aswell.
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I don't think anybody else entered on that day.
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I don't think anybody else entered on that day.
That just takes the biscuit.
Literally.
Shows how much of a rush SR were in to update the GAD winnings.
Literally.
Shows how much of a rush SR were in to update the GAD winnings.
i'munn wrote:
> I know, but, then
> again, that means
> everything is a poem
> if you seperate
> lines at random
> points, with a return.
Nice use of enjambement there.
> I know, but, then
> again, that means
> everything is a poem
> if you seperate
> lines at random
> points, with a return.
Nice use of enjambement there.
Here it is without all of the returns.
Oh, Grand Theft Auto, a great game from Rockstar, your latest edition is a testimony to your great excitement! Vice City is awesome, a novel game by far, and the graphics and features are uncontested by any.
Secret packages, hidden power-ups, stunning weapons, and detailed cars make for a more than enjoyable straight month of play! And lo!, always a new thing to find: some special, super speedster, or a new weapon that adds to your inventory. Switch on the radio or change the channel to find a talk show or music of your choice. Perhaps K-chat, with guest star Thor, or fast music to add to cop-chase thrills. Motorcycles are special but dangerous as well; buses are invincible but too slow to play; cars can be fast, slow, or parked and make for long-lasting drives. Vice City, steeped in crime, is swarming with cops. Step out of line (Perhaps hit-and-run) and find the S.W.A.T team after your car!
This game is amazing with detail in people, cars, and items. It can entertain for no less than an hour and no more than a lifetime. I recommend the game to any speed-seeking, fun-loving gamer!
That's just a crappy review.
Oh, Grand Theft Auto, a great game from Rockstar, your latest edition is a testimony to your great excitement! Vice City is awesome, a novel game by far, and the graphics and features are uncontested by any.
Secret packages, hidden power-ups, stunning weapons, and detailed cars make for a more than enjoyable straight month of play! And lo!, always a new thing to find: some special, super speedster, or a new weapon that adds to your inventory. Switch on the radio or change the channel to find a talk show or music of your choice. Perhaps K-chat, with guest star Thor, or fast music to add to cop-chase thrills. Motorcycles are special but dangerous as well; buses are invincible but too slow to play; cars can be fast, slow, or parked and make for long-lasting drives. Vice City, steeped in crime, is swarming with cops. Step out of line (Perhaps hit-and-run) and find the S.W.A.T team after your car!
This game is amazing with detail in people, cars, and items. It can entertain for no less than an hour and no more than a lifetime. I recommend the game to any speed-seeking, fun-loving gamer!
That's just a crappy review.
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