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"Ha Ha, They're Goning To Die"

Been out with friends from four 'til eight. A few of us decided to go home, but then one of my pals said

'Coming up the Billy Wint (It's a mini-mountain)'

What?

How stupid can you get. It's eight o' clock and you want to walk up a mountain.

But two of my mates went up, with a girl. Dread to think what they got up to.

Me, being sensible, went home with my other friends.

I text them but they haven't replied. I think they've got kidnapped or something :S

Apple Crumble wrote:
> Not up the Billy Wint
>
> Or the Willy Bint, as we re-named it.
>
> There are many drugged-up nutcases waiting to kill you. I wouldn't
> trust anyone.

Go with a knife and threaten to kill them.
Problem solved.
better yet, buy a stun-gun.

Not up the Billy Wint

Or the Willy Bint, as we re-named it.

There are many drugged-up nutcases waiting to kill you. I wouldn't trust anyone.

So it's a hill.
Nothing wrong with walking up a hill at 8pm

I'd leave my house at 8pm to walk several miles to go sledging.
It's better in the dark.

Erm, it's about a half an hour trek to the top.

So not that big.

How mini is a mini mountain?

Right, I'm guessing now the kidnapper has all three of them in his boot and is making off for the vallies.

i'mattributé wrote:
> He can actually say brackets?
>
> Cool.

I can't believe I laughed out loud at that.

Erm...No. He just has a tendency to talk using brackets.

Cool, huh.

it's a gift, see?

You're so picky. Most people wouldn't even notice that.