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Try to answer these questions.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what's the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a person who invests our money called a broker?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Why don't psychics win all of the lotteries?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavors but dish washing liquid made with "real" lemons?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Why do people 25+ hang out on this site, dont they have lives?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?
Why is a boxing ring square?
Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live there.
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
So what's the speed of dark?
After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't they be called builts?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a person who invests our money called a broker?
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
Why don't psychics win all of the lotteries?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss?? It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavors but dish washing liquid made with "real" lemons?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Why do people 25+ hang out on this site, dont they have lives?
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It is not spamming, I had something to talk about. It just, as I said, sucked.
You told us it was to eleviate your newb status, my spamkitten.
What the **ll is that? "Spamkitten"?
Hahaha.
You censor-dodged hell.
IT'S NOT CENSORED MY SPAMKITTEN!
You censor-dodged hell.
IT'S NOT CENSORED MY SPAMKITTEN!
You do realize that by me responding to your posts, I'm getting more and more closer to not being a newbie.
I didn't know you can say hell.
I didn't know you can say hell.
Fantastic.
Just for the last word, it is.
They are not unanswerable..they're just stupid.
dckdck42069 wrote:
> Try to answer these questions.
>
> If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that
> considered a hostage situation?
Not unless the other personalities are agaisnt it
> Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Because it explaisn what one is
> If "con" is the opposite of "pro,"
It's not really, it's just a phrase
then what is
> the opposite of progress?
You know what, I don't know. Backwards
> Why is a boxing ring square?
Because if it was a ring, there would be no red and blue corners.
> Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
> there.
OK.
> If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Bottles
> So what's the speed of dark?
Nothing, because dark doesn't travel at a speed, it's what you get if there's no light, funnily enough.
> After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
> of the water?
What if they eat whilst out of the water, like a frog?
> Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Because it's harder to catch mice and make meat from them than it is to kill a cow?
> Why for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Because the thingies under our skin are being burned, but your hair is trying to reflect the light.
> If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
A box.
> Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
They don't.
> Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
> Special Olympics?
No.
> Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No
> If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Because it's illegal
> Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
No
> Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an
> "s" in it?
Probably Gods.
> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because it's not being dried up by air because there's less air than glue in the bottle
> Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
> appear bright until you hear them speak?
No
> How come abbreviated is such a long word?
To contrast abbriviations
> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
> cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Anyone who says "twice as cold" is an idiot. I can just imagine it "And tommrrow, in the Highlands, it'll be twice as cold as it was today), but an educated guess would tell me approximately.
In Celcius though, I'd say approximately -133.5 degrees celcius
> Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
> is dead?
I don't, I may press more in case the TV did't pick up the signal, but harder?
> Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
> Shouldn't they be called builts?
Because their name isn't a verb, it's a noun
> Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Dunno, I didn't come up with the name
> Why is a person who invests our money called a broker?
It's short for stock brokers
> Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on
> money they already know you don't have?
Ask a bank manager
> If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe
> is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Everything
> If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would
> the taxi driver end up owing you money?
No, it's charged on the time spent in teh taxi, not how far you go or where you go, so the faster they go, the less they charge
> Why don't psychics win all of the lotteries?
Maybe they do
> What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Probably like a bed on a diagonal, so that you don't have to bend them, or you'd just sit on your calves rather than your bum.
> If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
> other trees make fun of it?
Yes.
> Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Define what colour orange is.
> When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss??
> It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Becaus ethey were near each otehr, but they missed
> Do fish get cramps after eating?
No
> Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavors but dish
> washing liquid made with "real" lemons?
Because the artificial flavours give it a better taste, and the real lemons give it a nicer smell, and teh citric acid kills germs.
> Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Because there's more than 4 and less than 6?
> Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
> charge of everything outdoors?
Because it sounds funky.
> Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
They're searching thrugh old stuff to put it together and work it out.
> If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Food
> When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
What do you mean erase it with a pencil? You mean erase something written with a pencil? That's easy, look at the little pits of eraser that fall off, they're all black becasue that's where it went. Shock horror
> Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
> it's not a door?
Because a jar is when it's slightly open, and more than just a door can be ajar, a window, for example. Plus, adoor sounds retarded.
> Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Idon't have to touch it. But I'm just a boy. Maybe i'll get get retarded as I grow up.
> How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
> ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
He doesn't want to hurt the gun
> Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
You don't want rid of it?
> Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
It's tastier.
> Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Because they get wet, and the water makes it smell. We wash them so they don't smell.
> Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
A suit is a garment. Shock horror.
> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
We've been here already
> Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
No
> What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Nothing.
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Because he's baby faced, not everyone gets a beard you know
> I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
> self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
> purpose.
That's not a question
> If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
> all still working?
Maybe they've not won yet, and are waiting till they know they cna wins 50 million and be the only winner
> Why do people 25+ hang out on this site, dont they have lives?
Yes. But they come for me
> Try to answer these questions.
>
> If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that
> considered a hostage situation?
Not unless the other personalities are agaisnt it
> Why is the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Because it explaisn what one is
> If "con" is the opposite of "pro,"
It's not really, it's just a phrase
then what is
> the opposite of progress?
You know what, I don't know. Backwards
> Why is a boxing ring square?
Because if it was a ring, there would be no red and blue corners.
> Just think how much deeper the ocean would be if sponges didn't live
> there.
OK.
> If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
Bottles
> So what's the speed of dark?
Nothing, because dark doesn't travel at a speed, it's what you get if there's no light, funnily enough.
> After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT
> of the water?
What if they eat whilst out of the water, like a frog?
> Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Because it's harder to catch mice and make meat from them than it is to kill a cow?
> Why for many does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Because the thingies under our skin are being burned, but your hair is trying to reflect the light.
> If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
A box.
> Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
They don't.
> Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the
> Special Olympics?
No.
> Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
No
> If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Because it's illegal
> Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
No
> Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an
> "s" in it?
Probably Gods.
> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Because it's not being dried up by air because there's less air than glue in the bottle
> Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people
> appear bright until you hear them speak?
No
> How come abbreviated is such a long word?
To contrast abbriviations
> If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as
> cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Anyone who says "twice as cold" is an idiot. I can just imagine it "And tommrrow, in the Highlands, it'll be twice as cold as it was today), but an educated guess would tell me approximately.
In Celcius though, I'd say approximately -133.5 degrees celcius
> Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery
> is dead?
I don't, I may press more in case the TV did't pick up the signal, but harder?
> Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished?
> Shouldn't they be called builts?
Because their name isn't a verb, it's a noun
> Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Dunno, I didn't come up with the name
> Why is a person who invests our money called a broker?
It's short for stock brokers
> Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on
> money they already know you don't have?
Ask a bank manager
> If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe
> is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Everything
> If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would
> the taxi driver end up owing you money?
No, it's charged on the time spent in teh taxi, not how far you go or where you go, so the faster they go, the less they charge
> Why don't psychics win all of the lotteries?
Maybe they do
> What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Probably like a bed on a diagonal, so that you don't have to bend them, or you'd just sit on your calves rather than your bum.
> If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the
> other trees make fun of it?
Yes.
> Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Define what colour orange is.
> When two airplanes almost collide why do they call it a near miss??
> It sounds like a near hit to me!!
Becaus ethey were near each otehr, but they missed
> Do fish get cramps after eating?
No
> Why is bottled lemon juice made with artificial flavors but dish
> washing liquid made with "real" lemons?
Because the artificial flavours give it a better taste, and the real lemons give it a nicer smell, and teh citric acid kills germs.
> Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Because there's more than 4 and less than 6?
> Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in
> charge of everything outdoors?
Because it sounds funky.
> Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
They're searching thrugh old stuff to put it together and work it out.
> If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
Food
> When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
What do you mean erase it with a pencil? You mean erase something written with a pencil? That's easy, look at the little pits of eraser that fall off, they're all black becasue that's where it went. Shock horror
> Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open,
> it's not a door?
Because a jar is when it's slightly open, and more than just a door can be ajar, a window, for example. Plus, adoor sounds retarded.
> Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you.
> Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
Idon't have to touch it. But I'm just a boy. Maybe i'll get get retarded as I grow up.
> How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always
> ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
He doesn't want to hurt the gun
> Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
You don't want rid of it?
> Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
It's tastier.
> Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Because they get wet, and the water makes it smell. We wash them so they don't smell.
> Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
A suit is a garment. Shock horror.
> Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
We've been here already
> Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
No
> What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
Nothing.
> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Because he's baby faced, not everyone gets a beard you know
> I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the
> self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the
> purpose.
That's not a question
> If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they
> all still working?
Maybe they've not won yet, and are waiting till they know they cna wins 50 million and be the only winner
> Why do people 25+ hang out on this site, dont they have lives?
Yes. But they come for me
They were rhetorical questions, not meant to be answered. How much time did you spend on that?
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