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You hear the name Saint Monica's, and you automatically assume a nice, religious image full of nice people. As our two mini-buses pulled up outside, it appeared to be a nice school. We jumped out, eager, and were shown to the reception. Here, there were mounted crosses and even a framed photograph of someone shaking hands with the pope! Then assisted to the theatre, all I could think was how easy this would be.
We expressed a lot of interest in our surroundings, and warmed up, no-one was missing, it seemed to be going near perfect. Then we were told to go to the toilet if we needed it. Two mates and I went in one that positively reeked of pot. We got a lot of funny looks on the corridor trip back. But we weren't allowed back in to the theatre the way we left. We had to cut through the canteen. As We're walking through, I can't help but notice three guys giving evils.
"F***ing look at 'em. F***ing pr!cks!" could be heard, but I thought nothing of it.
"F***ing look at 'em in their f***ing scruffy, black shoes. F***ing scrubbers." My mates left me, but I wasn't standing for it. Automatic reaction, I turned around and went:
"You f***ing what, mate!?" We stared at each other. I couldn't hit him, I'd be thrown off the course, but he wouldn't come and hit me. I went back to the theatre.
Once we were performing, it seemed okay, but I could hear sniggers. A girl named Jaynie said her line, "Is my hair really that frizzy?" to which someone shouted back:
"Yeah, it is."
Then Jade, the largest member of the group stepped forward and delivered her bit. She bullies a girl who claims not to have eaten her sweets. As the bullied girl shouted "I never ate them," a wise-ass could be heard saying:
"No, but she did."
It was still a good performance, though, and we got back in the mini-buses. Neither would start for atleast fifteen minutes. We then discovered that some cocky b@st@rds had unplugged our fuel cables.
1:00pm - Second School
A great audience but a wooden performance, people kept slipping up, and we got such a rollocking afterwards.
I shall post each day's performances in this thread for the next two weeks.
At the end we got "Talk to Frank" cards. Good time had by all.
> Lucy is an epileptic.
If she's going to have a fit every time she goes on stage, she shouldn't bother.
> I have a hole in my heart.
And ever since Donny Osmond turned down my proposal, I've had one too.
It doesn't stop me.
> The atmosphere sucked.
Because the play sucked?
You're supposed to make the atmosphere.
I have a hole in my heart.
The atmosphere sucked.
So all the critics can gladly kick their own asses.
> What kind of an actor has a panic attack?
A truly crap one, ie, every single one of them.
It's quite obvious none of you can cope with the pressure of being on stage, and the fact that every performance seems to be completely negative proves that you all, in fact, suck.
What kind of an actor has a panic attack?
> I've come to the conclusion that the whole lot of you are crap, and
> should just give up now.
> And a travelling show on bullying.
>
> Possibly the most fantastic idea ever.
Just shut up you waster.