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"I got laughed at by a McDonalds employee..."

Him: What drink would you like?
Me: Ketchup.

My life has hit an all time low...

Dante, do you go on holiday and speak fluent Spanish to the poor sods in Alicante airport who have to deal with your incessant nobjockeying?!

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> well I hate them.....me and my mates are going to get yellow jump
> suits with baseball bats and slipknot masks to beat up these 21 year
> old townies who go around kicking peoples heads against curbs and car
> rims for no reason.

GOLD!

You're going to imitate Splipknot, and 'beat up' 21yr olds because they've violent?

Film it, please.

yea lol. Wel will do a driveby when I get my car with bb machine guns lol.
Me and my friends can be psycho at times.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> well I hate them.....me and my mates are going to get yellow jump
> suits with baseball bats and slipknot masks to beat up these 21 year
> old townies who go around kicking peoples heads against curbs and car
> rims for no reason.

And this is the future of our country? I really do despair.

I agree in part with what dante says, if someone lives here i would expect them to be able to speak our language. Thats why i holiday only where i can also speak the language.

The townies live in hastings and come to bexhill because they can only beat people up down here so watch out for them if any of you live near, they are called the chapmans.

Cheers cookie monster.

Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> yea lol. Wel will do a driveby when I get my car with bb machine guns
> lol.
> Me and my friends can be psycho at times.

What you call psycho, many of us more intelligible people call cretinous. Shooting people with BB Guns in a mock drive by? Potentially the stupidest thing I’ve read all week.

Oh yea, all of our bus stops are townie infested, like a plague of rats, so as no one goes in the bus stops anymore except for townies we are going to paste hot, wet, sticky tar all over the seats.

cipro wrote:
> Dante, yea that's me wrote:
> yea lol. Wel will do a driveby when I get my car with bb machine
> guns
> lol.
> Me and my friends can be psycho at times.
>
> What you call psycho, many of us more intelligible people call
> cretinous. Shooting people with BB Guns in a mock drive by?
> Potentially the stupidest thing I’ve read all week.

Oh well, you can't be done by the police for bb guns. If my friend was being beaten up by these guys I would so love to be standing near looking up at these townies while cleaning a sword ready to get them lol.

Perfectly accept it Cookie, it's just mongs like Dante who 'fink all fowenerz r scumz bcoz dey dnt speek english'. Which is self-evidently ironic.

Dante, shut up.