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One minute my wife in Oakvale was loving me up, the next thing I know I'm caught smashing barrells up near the pub. I'm chased by the guards as usual, this time though I decided to kill a few of them instead of running and all of a sudden I'm a bad husband.
A couple of roses later though and I'm back in her good books. Stupid materialistic wench!
> Defecate into her mouth.
"I always said she was talking s***!"