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"wife trouble!"

Got married (in fable) and hate her accent. is there anyway to errr get rid of her without using the way of violence?

Savatt78 wrote:
> Imagine if the rleationship part was actually more indepth with stuff
> like your wife trying to spice up the love life. ;-)) Bet theres
> already plenty of cheat rumours going around on how to get rid of the
> blank screen when you're shagging.

Really!! where!! *pants*
j/k

A quick search later and I found one. ;)

Imagine if the rleationship part was actually more indepth with stuff like your wife trying to spice up the love life. ;-)) Bet theres already plenty of cheat rumours going around on how to get rid of the blank screen when you're shagging.

*Picks her up a Fable-Cosmo on the way home*

10 way to turn your man on with Balverine Fur.

Got a woody? Wooden sticks: the awful secrets.

GASP! "The Sock Method" you weren't expecting.

Will rape: the menace continues.

Ninjax wrote:
> i only married 4 free weapons but she keeps getting drunk and wanting
> a s*ag!!!!

Hey at least its realistic and true to life. Well, maybe not the shagging part. ;-)) Just replace that with excuses and its like an everyday marriage. ;-))

i only married 4 free weapons but she keeps getting drunk and wanting a s*ag!!!! Any tips for a freee gift from my attractive but damn annoying wife?

ignore her. go on loads of quests, and never visit her. Wives are cool though. one of mine gives me a master axe every time we sh*g. another an obsidian greataxe. ah yes, a woman in every brest eh...

Hoops wrote:
> You should be able to get it on with the neighbor.

You can flirt with them in front of her, that tends to annoy them.

"Get orf my man you stupid cow"

The easiest way to get her out of your life for good would be to just fire your crossbow into her face.

Go on, do it. You know you want to.

*gone to fart at wife!*