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"The 'I'm more ill than you thread'"

Working endless hours at work, commuting to Uni from home and playing football in the pishing rain has all destroyed my soul.

It's ok though because I bought a new jacket, it's like walking in my bed... glorious. Also, I helped a very lovely Italien lady today at Uni and even though blood shot eyed, drugged up I knew she wanted me.

She said 'Thank you mister' like that taxi driver lady in Pulp Fiction.

I couldn't sleep the other night so swaped ends of my bed in a vain attempt. I was dosing off when I accidently volleyed a pint of water over that was sitting on bedside table.

I cried.

I havent been sleeping well for the past 2 weeks, it really saps your strength. As well as your will to live.

I'm not ill at all. In fact, I feel bloody great.

Just thought I'd make you feel worse by saying that.

I'm iller than you.

I've been dead for the last 4 months.

I just bought one of those after death email thingys and modded it with some GREAT GULIVER SYSTEMS AI.

I've had many a Beecham tablet thing today.

Nearly feel asleep on the subway though, could have been dangerous. Could have had my shoes nicked going past Govan.

I've been lactating more frequently for the past few days, and there are bouts of morning sickness.

I need an ovary transplant.

I'm ill, therefore mistakes are fine.

Should have read:

The 'I'm more ill than you are' thread

And anyway you're not a nutcase now so go get a job... lazy non-student.

EDIT: I edited

Words can't describe how bad this morning was. There I was standing at the train station at 7:30am, raining down, wind freezing with Summer clothing on when things got better when my ex-girlfriend deceided to have a chat with me.

Bad morning