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"My boss-What should I do......"

My boss is doing my head in today. Can anyone surgest a suitable way to get back at them????

ask her if u can go for an early lunch... tell her u need to relieve yourself, and ask if she wants to join u.

I could do that, there a lot of lovely younger babes in the office. dont want them getting the wrong idea.

why not start making over-the-top passes at her? Or tell everyone else in the office how good she is in bed?

That could work. I would prefer to tackle her though, she is quite fit in an older woman sort of way.

Hand off? In your face?

You'd get done for sexual harassment if you did that...well either that or you'd get laid.

ummmm... try doing that with a rugby ball, and pretend she's the only player between you and the posts... give her a hand-off, put the ball down behind her, then start shouting things like "in your face!!"... or whatever...

I would love to do that, but I haven't got any pistols. I have an idea of what to do. Run the full length of the office (which is very long) and rugby tackle her. Then with out saying a word, get up really cool as if nothing had happened, go back to my desk & get on with my work. What do you lot think?

Super Kev wrote:
> they wouldn't have
> anyone to cover me.

Surely they'd be better off using a fire blanket?

sagacious one is a genius.

On a more serious note, i'd try and find a really bad photo of her (ID Photos work the best) and stick copies all around the office.

Did that with a teacher once... He had the funniest Afro u have ever seen.

Slap her in the face with a glove (a la Homer) and demand a duel!

I like the set fire/team hug thing =P