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"The Ultimate Timmargh Topic: It's Wheely Good!"

Roll up, roll up, extray, extray!
So then, the BIG news of the day is that the top brass here have handed me a warning.

Sadly, they forgot to hand me a reason.


Why was I warned? Is it because I is hermaph?

Now, I know being a mod is a hard job and all, but don't be afraid: give me a reason.



I've consulted Timmargh, and as our Spokesman, wants an answer. He told me on MSN he was wheely-mad about the news and that he was leading a revolt. Timmargh told me he'd had enough of this spin.

He was thinking of starting a revolution. He wants a turnover in power. He wants the evil wheeler-dealers in charge of this forum to be shoved out of power. Timmargh is but a bruised, game, crippled, defective, deformed, handicapped, hobbling, hog-tied, limping, raw, sore, stiff little gimp. But he's the Big Wheels of our new operation. He's gonna push us into a new era.


The wheels of democracy are slowly turning.




Heads, my friend, shall roll.

tigamilla wrote:
> stance_may_vary wrote:
>
> You were given a reason before the warning was even handed out. If
> it
> carries on, next step after that is a ban.
>
> Please dont ban him, thats what he wants make him pink or
> something... :P
But he doesn't work here

Azul wrote:
> stance_may_vary wrote:
> next step after that is a ban.
>
> I'm sure he's shuddering at the thought.

I'm sure most of the people here will be pleased at the thought.

stance_may_vary wrote:
>
> You were given a reason before the warning was even handed out. If it
> carries on, next step after that is a ban.

Please dont ban him, thats what he wants make him pink or something... :P

stance_may_vary wrote:
> next step after that is a ban.

I'm sure he's shuddering at the thought.

Tanoy wrote:
> Roll up, roll up, extray, extray!
> So then, the BIG news of the day is that the top brass here have
> handed me a warning.
>
> Sadly, they forgot to hand me a reason.

You were given a reason before the warning was even handed out. If it carries on, next step after that is a ban.

Tanoy wrote:

> This post was an example of using the audiences perceptions and
> twisting them to create comedy.

It was?

> I really am ahead of my time.

You are?

> In the future, they'll use my above post to demonstrate Excellent Comedy to
> the masses.

Now that is comical.

Tanoy wrote:
> I know it's a bit messy, but it was just a quick drawing.
>
> The big rectangle represents the hole through which the bear wants to
> go through, and the big furry animal looking thing with a snout is
> you.

This post was an example of using the audiences perceptions and twisting them to create comedy. I really am ahead of my time. In the future, they'll use my above post to demonstrate Excellent Comedy to the masses.

Oh that's cute - you gave me a snout. Glad you explained it though because the bear filters I've seen are all flat and do not have a great depth to them. Just been into the stock room to check the filters here but they are all cylindrical. Also there is not one of them with a rectangular opening so I was finding hard to visualise.

Thanks.

I know it's a bit messy, but it was just a quick drawing.

The big rectangle represents the hole through which the bear wants to go through, and the big furry animal looking thing with a snout is you.

So you did. It's not very good though.