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"If you were a God..."

What would you be God of?

Was asked this in school once, I decided to be God of Kitchen Utensils. No idea, so don't ask.

So yeah, you get the picture.

aaah... what is timmarghs story? where can i find it?

soul101 wrote:
> Who is the God of Tanoy?

Timmargh obviously. And Timmargh in turn worships Doctors, because they saved his life, thus Timmargh fully worships me, because as a trainee doctor I represent the new generation of physicians coming in to further lengthen his gore-splattered life.

The God of belly button fluff and left over screws

Who is the God of Tanoy?

I'm the God of SuperBub.

I'm sorry tanoy. I read it and cracked up laughing. It was the last thing i expected. But for your sake: I was being sarcastic

Please tell me that your laugh was written as a sarcastic comment, with a satirical commentary at the forefront of your mind.


Even if it wasn't, just say it was. It'll make everyone feel better.

Rickoss wrote:
> I'd be the god of your mum.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I would make everyone listen to heavy metal and to have as much sex/make love as often as they could, that way everyone would be happy!

So I guess I would be the god of rock and roll!

As long as I could take on the form of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man I wouldn't care.


Next time someone asks you if you're a God - say 'yes'!