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"Driving Test Tomorrow..."

Yes, that time has arrived, Driving Test.

My first time taking the test, and i feel ok. Just want to get it all done, it a early 8.40am appointment. :yawn:

I hear the earlier the better, but i feel we might get stuck in traffic, etc.

Any of you guys got any storys of your driving test horrors, or any guys got a test soon?

Nobody, to this day, has ever been apprehended whilst firing a machine gun in public.



"Sir, please put down the weapon and wait there whilst we come and arrest you. Please do not fire at us. Think of the children!"

SHEEPY wrote:
> And you should offer to perform a sexual favour if he/she passes you.

I will offer...

...We shall see.

cookie monster wrote:
> With a sub-machine gun. You could take down a lot of people before
> you run out of ammo/get apprehended.

Damn straight, although I believe the ideal purification tool would be the trusty old flamethrower.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> also, the new Prodigy album should be playing at ear bleeding volume.

Would you expect anything less?

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> If you fail, repress the rage and save it for a time where you can
> release it in a suitably controlled manner, for example in a crowded
> shopping centre on christmas eve.

With a sub-machine gun. You could take down a lot of people before you run out of ammo/get apprehended.

If you fail, repress the rage and save it for a time where you can release it in a suitably controlled manner, for example in a crowded shopping centre on christmas eve.

Oh, and good luck, I'm sure it'll be super mega easy.

Use a love egg. That way, when you do the emergency stop, you'll grip the wheel extra hard.

Quite a few people fail first time (me included) so don't feel too down about it, if it happens. Just be cool.

YOU BE COOL!

And you should offer to perform a sexual favour if he/she passes you.

also, the new Prodigy album should be playing at ear bleeding volume.