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"stance_may_vary: Vary your Stance on me, matey"

Why did you close my topic?

Just because Mary Jane said so? I mean, is there some place I can appeal your rash choice?

I went to the main desk but everyone there just laughed at me.


It's because I'm a hermaph, isn't it. I knew it. You all can't get over hte fact that I'm bisexual...in a biological way.

And before you cry "This topic sucks, Tanoy!", remember this quote:


'And the book says "You may be through with the past, but the past ain't through with all those lame topics all you guys make.' - Charles Dickens, 1806

Tanoy is the funniest poster since The Zeppo.
HMMM.

Tanoy wrote:
> Three A's.

Yet half the sentences you type here don't make sense because youmiss out random words.
I'm assuming you didn't take A Level English then.

Quinty wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> And what did you get in your A-Levels then, sonny?
>
> Considering you're 14, you're hardly in a position to come out with
> this tripe.

14? Wow, I was thinking more in the 9-12 age range.

I'm begging you, Tanoy. Throw yourself under a bus.

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Tanoy you clearly have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

Damn right! Time which could be better spent watching me uphold my responsibility to society.

Tanoy you clearly have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands.

Forest Fan wrote:
> And what did you get in your A-Levels then, sonny?

Considering you're 14, you're hardly in a position to come out with this tripe.

cookie monster wrote:
> Tanoy wrote:
> Go [expletive deleted] your [expletive deleted] mother [expletive
> deleted] [expletive deleted] carpet you [expletive deleted]
> tradesman
>
> That wouldnt do at all, the overuse of expletives would make you seem
> vulgar.

The joke was in the abstract words 'carpet' and 'tradesman' being in there. The self-censoring, I believe, would make me seem pleasant and considering. Like when the kind old lady down the street yells at me to "Get off the effing grass".

Three A's.


This conversation isn't particularly interesting to me or anyone else, so I kindly ask you to stop talking crap.

Tanoy wrote:
> Go [expletive deleted] your [expletive deleted] mother [expletive
> deleted] [expletive deleted] carpet you [expletive deleted]
> tradesman

That wouldnt do at all, the overuse of expletives would make you seem vulgar.