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"Happy Birthday"

Happy birthday Trish May, 22 today, dont ever doubt how special you are and try to enjoy your day.
Nick

English_Bloke wrote:
> Sorry bud, you just don't have the breasts.

No neither do you but it was a gift for her and you wouldn't want to upset the birthday girl would you ?

I thought someone would get it.

Oh that's right. I went there!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Ok, here is the big suprise...
>
> I'm not really a man...I'm a coat stand...
>
> "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"

"i'm really a horse... i'm really a broom..."
nice reference :)

don't really know ya Trish, but happy birthday anyways :)

Trish wrote:
> Cheers Ash

Thought I'd save myself some pride by not entering smutty territories.

:^)

*shoots off*

To bed...that is.

:^S

Trish wrote:
> I feel a catfight coming on hehe

*Insert pu$sy joke here*

Because I wouldn't...

And i think Bullett was mentioned as well.

Flock wrote:
> No that was my second idea and a marvellous idea it was, if you
> remember my first idea was actually myself, EB and some handcuffs

Sorry bud, you just don't have the breasts.

I feel a catfight coming on hehe

Trish wrote:
> Flock wrote:
> I wanted to get her a present but she wouldn't let me give her one
> :p
>
> Just as well with the direction you were first heading in naughty
> boy.

No that was my second idea and a marvellous idea it was, if you remember my first idea was actually myself, EB and some handcuffs for you.

Is it your aim tonight to emasculate me?

To bring me down?

If you want to get me down…take your clothes off. Oh, I’m a b!tch…