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No matter what genre of film you like, there are a number of consistent rules that apply to virtually any film....Here are 10.
1. If being chased you can always take cover in a convenient passing street parade.
2. All paper grocery bags must contain at least one baguette
3. The Chief Of Police will always suspend the star, or give him 48 hours to solve the case
4. All beds are fitted with special 'L' Shaped sheets that are designed to reach armpit level on on woman but only reach just above the waist for a man sharing the same bed.
5. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every window in Paris.
6. All bombs are fitted with electronic timers with large red LED displays to show you exactly how long you have until the bomb goes off. The person defusing the bomb will always succeed with only 1 second to spare
7. You will survive any war so long as you are not stupid enough to show a picture of your girlfriend/wife to someone.
8. A man will not show any pain whatsoever while sustaining a severe beating or being shot, but will wince in agony when a woman tries to clean his wounds
9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German Officer it is not necessary to speak the German language, just speak in English whilst putting on a bad German accent.
10. You will always be able to park right outside the building you are visiting.
Any others I've missed?
1. If being chased you can always take cover in a convenient passing street parade.
2. All paper grocery bags must contain at least one baguette
3. The Chief Of Police will always suspend the star, or give him 48 hours to solve the case
4. All beds are fitted with special 'L' Shaped sheets that are designed to reach armpit level on on woman but only reach just above the waist for a man sharing the same bed.
5. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every window in Paris.
6. All bombs are fitted with electronic timers with large red LED displays to show you exactly how long you have until the bomb goes off. The person defusing the bomb will always succeed with only 1 second to spare
7. You will survive any war so long as you are not stupid enough to show a picture of your girlfriend/wife to someone.
8. A man will not show any pain whatsoever while sustaining a severe beating or being shot, but will wince in agony when a woman tries to clean his wounds
9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German Officer it is not necessary to speak the German language, just speak in English whilst putting on a bad German accent.
10. You will always be able to park right outside the building you are visiting.
Any others I've missed?
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This one applies to all four Alien films...and many others besides...
Just as you think that Alien/Bad Guy has died....it/he suddenly jumps the hero.
Just as you think that Alien/Bad Guy has died....it/he suddenly jumps the hero.
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I don't need to add any just yet - they're all genius.
If you are hiding on one side of a door and someone walks through, they will always go the opposite direction from you.
#4 is so damn true, made me laugh my ass off :0D
magnius wrote:
> 4. All beds are fitted with special 'L' Shaped sheets that are
> designed to reach armpit level on on woman but only reach just above
> the waist for a man sharing the same bed.
Eh?
> 4. All beds are fitted with special 'L' Shaped sheets that are
> designed to reach armpit level on on woman but only reach just above
> the waist for a man sharing the same bed.
Eh?
If a team of henchman are shooting at the hero, he will not be shot. If it's a one on one confrontation, then chances are he'll gain some kind of injury.
No one will spot a sniper, even in a crowded room, except the hero's sidekick.
No one will spot a sniper, even in a crowded room, except the hero's sidekick.
No matter what genre of film you like, there are a number of consistent rules that apply to virtually any film....Here are 10.
1. If being chased you can always take cover in a convenient passing street parade.
2. All paper grocery bags must contain at least one baguette
3. The Chief Of Police will always suspend the star, or give him 48 hours to solve the case
4. All beds are fitted with special 'L' Shaped sheets that are designed to reach armpit level on on woman but only reach just above the waist for a man sharing the same bed.
5. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every window in Paris.
6. All bombs are fitted with electronic timers with large red LED displays to show you exactly how long you have until the bomb goes off. The person defusing the bomb will always succeed with only 1 second to spare
7. You will survive any war so long as you are not stupid enough to show a picture of your girlfriend/wife to someone.
8. A man will not show any pain whatsoever while sustaining a severe beating or being shot, but will wince in agony when a woman tries to clean his wounds
9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German Officer it is not necessary to speak the German language, just speak in English whilst putting on a bad German accent.
10. You will always be able to park right outside the building you are visiting.
Any others I've missed?
1. If being chased you can always take cover in a convenient passing street parade.
2. All paper grocery bags must contain at least one baguette
3. The Chief Of Police will always suspend the star, or give him 48 hours to solve the case
4. All beds are fitted with special 'L' Shaped sheets that are designed to reach armpit level on on woman but only reach just above the waist for a man sharing the same bed.
5. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from every window in Paris.
6. All bombs are fitted with electronic timers with large red LED displays to show you exactly how long you have until the bomb goes off. The person defusing the bomb will always succeed with only 1 second to spare
7. You will survive any war so long as you are not stupid enough to show a picture of your girlfriend/wife to someone.
8. A man will not show any pain whatsoever while sustaining a severe beating or being shot, but will wince in agony when a woman tries to clean his wounds
9. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German Officer it is not necessary to speak the German language, just speak in English whilst putting on a bad German accent.
10. You will always be able to park right outside the building you are visiting.
Any others I've missed?
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