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"How do you tell a girl that..."

She has weird hairs above her mouth :p...

A girl in a group, who I'll call... Bob for the purpose of this question is after another guy in our group called... Stacy for the purpose of this question.

Anyway, Stacy doesn't want Bob as Bob has like half a tash, hard to see though. I know this is the reason (cos bob is very good looking... from a distance). How do I tell her the reason that Stacy is put off Bob?

Girls bleach their tache you know.

There was a girl at school who had more facial hair than any guy in her year.

Tell her that the Freddie Mercury look is out, and the circus already has a full quota of bearded ladies.

Or you could say:

"My car's a tad dirty. Can I run it under your nose?"

Tell her you've been trying to grow a tash for a while and ask her for some tips on clutivating impressive facial hair.

Failing that you'd be best doing what Paradox said and getting one of her female friends to have a word. I doubt she'd react well to having a guy say she's got more facial hair than him.

Shouldn't you be at school..

I think from the ralph loves lisa ep.

*claps*

simpsons quote

Try these lines:

"I'm married to the sea."

Or:

"I'm not gay, but I'll learn."

Don't get involved.

Make one of her female friends tell her.

It's shaky ground if you tell her.