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"Don't worry, he's definitely gone now...*sniff*"

Snuggly, packed up and left for Uni this morning, but not after much hetero man-hugging and spirits last night. Good luck to him, says I, yaaaaar.

Id love to go into the Fire Service here but they have a height restriction of 5'5' and Im 5'4.

Indeed.

I was thinking, what would I do if I weren't a copper. I thought Fire Service, but that would be just as bad for accidents.

I thought army.
I thought personal trainer.
I thought movie star.
I thought bikini waxer to the stars.
I knocked one off.
I went to bed.

Well hopefully you wont have to too often.

pb wrote:

> ..going to the pub, getting laid, going back to the pub...

I wish

*cries*

Trish wrote:
> Id imagine not. I suppose no amount of training can really truly
> prepare you for that aspect.

Nope, and to be honest, if I have to deal with that more regularly, I wont be seeing out my 30-years.

He'll be back once he realises that there's only so much you can do as a student...

..going to the pub, getting laid, going back to the pub...

Hmmm maybe I should have went to Uni at 21.

Then I would look a bit older and might get a shag.

Id imagine not. I suppose no amount of training can really truly prepare you for that aspect.

Yeah, he was about my age and I had to do a body search and ID at the mortuary. He wasn't in good condition. I wont forget it in a hurry.

Fatalities must be one of the worst parts of the job Id imagine.