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"My new favourite Review"

Courtesy of 'zzzz'

"Halo 2 is a quite a good game if you havent played Halo 1. This game is really like Halo 1. The graphics are 0.1 percent better. If you dont understand that it means one tenth. YOU SHOULD NO THAT. You get cool weapons, game play um not really bad. But its a really big waste of money to people who completed Halo1. People who havent played or completed Halo 1. WILL ABOUSELOUTLY LUV THIS. Games good game really good. "

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Awww

There's no way that's a real kid writing serious reviews. It's gotta be someone messing around, no one's that stupid....I hope

Here's a snippet of Zzzz's review of Simpsons Road Rage

"The simpons road rage is bad, graphics poor, money for the orphanige, no not that kind of poor i mean its bad. The game is boring, its so bad it had to copy crazy taxi, hello im sispons road rage and im going to copy crazy taxi. AND DONT THEY KNOW THAT CRAZY TAXI IS BAD. AAAAAH So it is cool when bart turns into frankenstien on halloween. But still the gameplay its bad every thing is bad. Who would even copy crazy taxi? This game is booboo, mama i got big booboo. NO not that kind of booboo, booboo means bad. ( get my book of secret code)"

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I pity the English teacher who has this pupil.

Indeed - YOU SHOULD NO THAT

"The graphics are 0.1 percent better." Surely that means that it is 1/1000 and not 1/10 or is it just me?

witch-king wrote:
> MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

Hmmm this review draws with the one Borat found.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Seriously... was he actually trying to make a bad review? I can't
> believe someone would write that without noing (see what I did
> there?) that it was complete bollards.
>
> It scares me, it really does.

Indeed. It might take more brainpower than that is available to the kid to WRITE a good review, but surely even this guy can see it's utter s***e and not actually valuable for anything except mockery?!!!

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:

"Halo 2 is a quite rubbish game if u have eaten Halo 1. This
game is really like The Sims. The sounds are -20 percent better. If
you dont understand Radiohead it means one tenth. YOU SHOULD BEING THAT. You get crazy col whipons, gammy leg play um not really mad. But smits a really big waste of money to people who only own a NES. People who havent
played or completed Halo 1. WILL ABOUSELOUTLY THROW THIS INTO A DISHWASHER. GamesTm good gamesTm really good. "





YUH...

Seriously... was he actually trying to make a bad review? I can't believe someone would write that without noing (see what I did there?) that it was complete bollards.

It scares me, it really does.

Bless 'em.