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"Resident Evil 4 jisms"

OMG etc

jisms:
everything

Slightly bad:
Leon takes up a lot of the screen



This game is teh roxor. I've been walking through an off track pathway shooting out angry french people's kneecaps so they go down quicker. No more sissy auto aim. Then as they collapse to their knees I run up and round house kick them across the face.

Then I arrived at the village, got mobbed by villagers with pitchforks and scythes. My clip ran out and there was no time to reload (you can't do that inventory reload 'cheat' now either) so I ran across the village and headed into a house and barricaded the door. Cue loony paper bag man appearing and waving a chainsaw around, other villagers bring ladders and set them up to the upstairs window.

I ponce around looking for items and chainsaw man cuts through my wooden barricade, narrowly avoiding him I run up stairs and grab a shotgun off the wall. Seeing villagers climbing the ladder and starting to get in the room I realised I'm trapped, so I run into a corner between the bed where they can't get behind me and pull out the shotgun.

Unfortunatly I was a bit too slow and chainsaw man promptly decapitates me, blood gushes everywhere and 'You Are Dead' appears on the screen.


You want this game.



Also of note, walking into a shack to find a woman pinned a few feet off the ground by means of a pitchfork through the face, "No sex discrimination here" says Leon..

hahahaha, reading the IGN Resi 4 boards - loads of people whining about 'IT'S NOT RESI!!1 WAAA!' and 'I HATE THE BUTTON PRESSES'

Utter whining mongtards. ahahahahaha.

They locate you entirely by sound - walk around rather than run, and fire shots at their back - to get them stuck in a wall, fire a shot near a wall, then walk off (it makes it really tense), and it'll attack the last place it heard anything - and get stuck in the wall. They are tricky beggars.

Just finished the clock-tower 'puzzle' then promptly got decapitated by two of thos slashing dudes as I waled thro the next doors. Any particular strategy for beating them? As far as I remember from the first one he got stuck in a wall, and I shot him in the back, but this doesnt happen with these, nor did it with the caged one.

Truth - I've considered it as the kinda Perfect Dark game - i.e, the 'cool' title that even dedicated retards will love.

Except it's on PS2 later on. But that's months away. And there isn't a hope in hell of the PS2 doing this game justice.

Aye. But quite a lot of GC stuff deserves to have sold well.
This seems the kind of game that actually might deliver.

No idea. It deserves to do better than anything else out now. Better than anything on Xbox and PS2 by miles. Absoloute miles.

How's Resi 4 doing sales-wise?

Yus.

Just don't spend too much on the riot gun - you'll see why later...

Yep, got good ol' Red. Riot Gun and Semi Auto Rifle it is then.

Erm, just upgrade your shitgun/rifle to the newer types, and keep the Red9.

You do have the Red9, don't you?

:)