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"Here the fun is inordinately dynamic and nominally realistic. Paradoxically, but reassuringly, the required racing skills anchor the game back into the genre"
A quote from the BBC's review of Burnout 3. Funny then, that the rest of the review reads like it was written by a 12 year old. Can they seriously not find anyone better to cover their games section? It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a thesaurus.
A quote from the BBC's review of Burnout 3. Funny then, that the rest of the review reads like it was written by a 12 year old. Can they seriously not find anyone better to cover their games section? It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a thesaurus.
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SemajaI wrote:
> "It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a
> thesaurus."
>
> Best. Quote. Ever
Strangely enough, I know someone who once ate twelve pages of a dictionary. Why? Because one of the pages had, and I quote this, 'Words about food on it'. Net result? Chronic indigestion.
> "It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a
> thesaurus."
>
> Best. Quote. Ever
Strangely enough, I know someone who once ate twelve pages of a dictionary. Why? Because one of the pages had, and I quote this, 'Words about food on it'. Net result? Chronic indigestion.
SemajaI wrote:
> "It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a
> thesaurus."
>
> Best. Quote. Ever
Jeesus then you should watch more TV.
Jack Dee last night:
"Screw you Jack I won a car in a packet of crisps"
"Have fun driving your Ford Dorito"
Thats better.
> "It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a
> thesaurus."
>
> Best. Quote. Ever
Jeesus then you should watch more TV.
Jack Dee last night:
"Screw you Jack I won a car in a packet of crisps"
"Have fun driving your Ford Dorito"
Thats better.
Is David the Gibbon still there?
:P
:P
"It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a thesaurus."
Best. Quote. Ever
Best. Quote. Ever
dante son of sparda wrote:
> oh thanks sheepy LOL. What do you think of my Sonic advance 2 reiew :)
Judging by the timing of posts it's safe to say Sheepy was replying to Snuggly's post and NOT yours.
> oh thanks sheepy LOL. What do you think of my Sonic advance 2 reiew :)
Judging by the timing of posts it's safe to say Sheepy was replying to Snuggly's post and NOT yours.
diary of dante
2.00 Say lol 1000 times
2.30 Ask about my millions of reviews
3.00 Dress up like Dante
14.00 Fantasise about having a daughter called Lucia
18.00 Has roast dinner
18.01 Lol for 5 hours
2.00 Say lol 1000 times
2.30 Ask about my millions of reviews
3.00 Dress up like Dante
14.00 Fantasise about having a daughter called Lucia
18.00 Has roast dinner
18.01 Lol for 5 hours
oh thanks sheepy LOL. What do you think of my Sonic advance 2 reiew :)
They should hire you
Hahaha, I don't have any luck with game a day so maybe I'm as bad as the BBC, I hope not though.
"Here the fun is inordinately dynamic and nominally realistic. Paradoxically, but reassuringly, the required racing skills anchor the game back into the genre"
A quote from the BBC's review of Burnout 3. Funny then, that the rest of the review reads like it was written by a 12 year old. Can they seriously not find anyone better to cover their games section? It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a thesaurus.
A quote from the BBC's review of Burnout 3. Funny then, that the rest of the review reads like it was written by a 12 year old. Can they seriously not find anyone better to cover their games section? It reads like this guy swallowed a dictionary then barfed a thesaurus.
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