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BBC1:
A couple of cocksuckers, whose Mothers wish they had been sterilised before it was too late and they slipped out the wrong end. Completely dumbed-down version of the Chuckle Brothers, including fart and pee-pee jokes. You know they're only allowed to present so early because they can't get morning wood.
BBC2:
It's not the Fresh Prince, so it doesn't matter.
ITV:
Worse than BBC1, and not a looker in sight. I think this morning was Peter Andre, and one of the losers from S Club 7. Even the kids in the background look depressed.
C4:
Horse Racing from Ascot? Not sure, but that's all that's ever on that channel in the mornings. Got a glimpse of Tranny-World Sport, or whatever, but nothing to really catch my attention. In fact, this is the only channel that hasn't changed over the last 10 years - it still shows the same boring crap.
C5:
Home and Away omnibus. Amazingly it's got worse than Neighbours, and, again, not a looker on show.
Think back to ten years ago, and how great morning TV was. Going Live, Motormouth, even Timmy Mallet was cool back then. Someone at TV headquarters needs a good kick in the teeth.
A couple of cocksuckers, whose Mothers wish they had been sterilised before it was too late and they slipped out the wrong end. Completely dumbed-down version of the Chuckle Brothers, including fart and pee-pee jokes. You know they're only allowed to present so early because they can't get morning wood.
BBC2:
It's not the Fresh Prince, so it doesn't matter.
ITV:
Worse than BBC1, and not a looker in sight. I think this morning was Peter Andre, and one of the losers from S Club 7. Even the kids in the background look depressed.
C4:
Horse Racing from Ascot? Not sure, but that's all that's ever on that channel in the mornings. Got a glimpse of Tranny-World Sport, or whatever, but nothing to really catch my attention. In fact, this is the only channel that hasn't changed over the last 10 years - it still shows the same boring crap.
C5:
Home and Away omnibus. Amazingly it's got worse than Neighbours, and, again, not a looker on show.
Think back to ten years ago, and how great morning TV was. Going Live, Motormouth, even Timmy Mallet was cool back then. Someone at TV headquarters needs a good kick in the teeth.
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mmmmmmmm skeletor.
monkey_man wrote:
> If you like wonky-nosed Skeletor look-a-likes, then fine.
Mirthlings.
She'd get it, and you know it MM.
> If you like wonky-nosed Skeletor look-a-likes, then fine.
Mirthlings.
She'd get it, and you know it MM.
If you like wonky-nosed Skeletor look-a-likes, then fine.
the bbc 1 show with them two idiots at the moment is the worst one ever.
ITV still have Cat deeley on CD:UK so i'm happy.
ITV still have Cat deeley on CD:UK so i'm happy.
Scope wrote:
> Microchips wrote:
> JFH wrote:
> Bucky O'Hare? That must be the worst cartoon ever. Stupid green
> rabbit.
>
> You're obviously a fool.
>
> I agree he is a fool.
> Microchips wrote:
> JFH wrote:
> Bucky O'Hare? That must be the worst cartoon ever. Stupid green
> rabbit.
>
> You're obviously a fool.
>
> I agree he is a fool.
They'll act like a couple of gay boys and everyone'll hate them until they get sacked for shagging a wh*re or taking drugs. Then they'll be regarded as mavericks who f**ked the system and people will go "whoop whoop whoop" when they appear on Jonathan Ross' show.
I was wrong, they can get morning wood: [URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3674288.stm[/URL]
Look at the picture - what a pair of bennys.
Look at the picture - what a pair of bennys.
Pigeon street. A street with some Pigeons in. I kid you not.
Endless story lines.
Endless story lines.
Sharky and George
That's why Andi Peters invented the Internet, isn't it?
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