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"MoJo's night out"

You'll have to view the pictures the old fashioned way, I'm too lazy/stupid to fix the links.

Yeah, I'm bored, so I'll bore you with my night out. Went out straight after work, met a few others later on who went home first (they got food and showers, the rest of us had been working for the last four and a half hours and went straight to town)

Out last night were

Ginger Andrew and Darren

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Mark (holding Aftershock in his mouth - we tried to see who could do it the longest, he won, but his mouth was numb by the end)

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James (6"7, about 18 stone, he's one big mofo)

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And there you have Erica (the blonde) Lee (Ginger Andrew's mate) hidden by her, and Catherine at the end, it was her leaving do, that's why we were out

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After talking about everything from New Tax Credits, to a cartoon I made about a man with a super chair, to Will Smith, it was last orders at Wetherspoons and we left... and went to Foundation. Bit of a radgie club, but good for a laugh

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Darren, usually quiet, is like a different person when he's had a few. He was dancing like a mack daddy all night

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As was Mark, but he's always like that

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Just about the only photo of Cat where she isn't trying to hide her face or is doing something strange

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I have no idea...

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Looking like they're about to square off

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Darren started having a dance off against some lad. It was pretty funny, the crowd moved back to give them room. Here's Darren spinning on the floor

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And dancing with his jacket

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Cat congratulating Darren on his victory

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Then acts shocked as he sparked up a tab

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She was even more shocked to see me smoking too, since I haven't had one for about 10 months (unless cigars count...)

I think Darren had a hunger for human flesh or something here

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Erica falls victim to my random photo taking

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You can see the tab machine Mark cut his hand punching. And Darren, trying to get free tabs, fell over whilst wrestling with it. Just as a bouncer walked past. There's Darren, on the floor, unable to give an explanation as to just what the hell he's doing there as this huge bloke looks at him with a "I'm going to break your kneecaps" look on his face. Darren eventually said the machine tried to eat his arm... and the bouncer walked away.

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Mark doing his Usher dance

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So after much dancing and heavy drinking, and about a hundred more photos of us dancing and drinking heavily, we left at about 2:30 and hopped into taxis. Pretty good night, not much to say other than people asking Mark for pills (he must've looked like a dealer) and Darren going mental on the dance floor. Sorry there's no mention of The Wal, he's working away this week.

And it's Mark's birthday on Wednesday, so we'll be drinking heavily on Saturday (September 11th I believe, not a good omen)

I've just noticed my mate Mark looks like Ivan Drago from Rocky 4... minus the muscle.

Bet The Streets could write a song about this.

"Cat is hot.

Have you moved in on her yet, Mojojojo?"

Na, she's with this big cave man like guy (skin head who votes BNP) and we're just friends. She's really, really canny, it's a shame she's going (always saying she'll stay in touch, but people say a lot of things)

And, yes, two grown men having a dance off in the middle of a club is pretty much the gayest thing ever. Darren's been getting a lot of jip for that today.

And Mark is canny, but yeah, he does look like a radgie.

And tabs are cigerettes...

Mystique wrote:
> http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3892/9471.jpg
> That one?
>
> I don't like him either. He has a face you'd like to walk on.

With his face scrunched like that he looks a bit like Neelix from Star Trek.

Heh

Mystique wrote:
> I don't like him either. He has a face you'd like to walk on.

I'm glad you said walk.

Yeah... he has that style I hate.

Highlighted hair, fake tan, gold chain, designer shirt from some naff place, jeans and some sort of boot thing.

Though I can't see his legs I bet he looks like that.

SHEEPY wrote:
> Actually, is it Darren?
>
> I hate the one in the white shirt.
*******

http://img22.exs.cx/img22/3892/9471.jpg
That one?

I don't like him either. He has a face you'd like to walk on.

Cat has a very strange head...not Deeley of course.

gamesfreak wrote:
> Cat is hot.

I can only assume you mean this cat : [URL]http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~mymail/pictures/fhmsexiestwomen/cyberhawk_scans_003-cat_deeley_fhm2000.jpg[/URL]

and not that other one.


it's a man, baby!


no offence Mojo, if you're after servicing her