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"Life Forum Poem Generator"

Courtesy of Pandaemonium, now you don't need to sob silently in your bedroom, gazing up at your Kurt Cobain poster and wailing at the sheer suicidal loneliness of being so goddam special and misunderstood in this harsh, callous world (your realisation dawning, oddly, with the exact moment you enter puberty).

You have no further need to think up powerfully haunting glimpses into the barren wasteland that is your soul. You don't have to wear a beret, smoke cheroots and wish you had teats so you could change your name to "Sylvia Plath" and hurl yourself around the moors in the rain at the sheer unfairness of not being recognised as a beautiful and precious individual in the cogs of the machine. Maaaan

Nope, now you generate your very own tortured "Nobody gets me wah wah wah life is hard sob sob" missive whilst self-harming and listening to The Smiths/Evanescence/TrendyGothLifeSuck, wearing your cool black apathy t-shirt and moping about like your the only person ever to have to experience hormonal confusion!!!!!

Here's mine:

the night falls as if slain by the sun, soulless are we.
the understanding for which you pine
flares once, then dies,
smothered by a velvet ebon nothingness.
all hope must not endure.

your soul thrives no more.
how could you cause such hurt?
our dark emotions surround us, crying,
save us from ourselves.


Have fun with your own [URL]http://www.deadlounge.com/poetry/poem2.html[/URL]

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> On a similar note, make your own Van Damme movie!
> [URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/vandamme.html[/URL]

Heh heh heh:

Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Randy Splitz in Hard Impact, in which he portrays a mild-mannered school teacher whose wife has been kidnapped by a local gang of Muslims, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as a ranch in Texas. The twist is he's dead! Co-starring an Up and Coming Black Rapper.

the night falls as if slain by the sun, stricken are we.
the emotion for which you lust
flares once, then dies,
crushed by your obsession.
all hope must sicken and die.

your passion throbs no more.
how could you cause such hurt?
demons surround us, crying,
save us from ourselves.
--------------------------

hmm...

Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Dallas La Fatoix in Sudden War, in which he portrays a retired cop whose partner has been kidnapped by a local gang of hoods, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as a school. The twist is his Wife isn't dead, but is buried alive! Co-starring Rob Schneider.

Here's mine:

Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Gunner Splitz in Future Fighter, in which he portrays a cop whose wife has been kidnapped by a local gang of stereotypical Russians, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as a ranch in Texas. The twist is he's fighting a future version of himself! Co-starring Roger Moore.

Heh, these are great. Not only do they prove how generic and lame these things are, but they're actually useful.

*Scrpits hollywood blockbuster...*

Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Dallas Lomax in Sudden Cyborg, in which he portrays a family man pushed over the edge whose bank manager has been kidnapped by a local gang of suspicious youths, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as an airport. The twist is he was the clone all along! Co-starring Dolph Lundgren.

Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Bullet Burke in Unnecessary Explosions, in which he portrays a mild-mannered school teacher whose expendable best friend has been kidnapped by a local gang of suspicious youths, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as a ranch in Texas. The twist is he's dead! Co-starring an Up and Coming Black Rapper.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> On a similar note, make your own Van Damme movie!
> [URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/vandamme.html[/URL]

Excellent.

Jean Claude Van-Damme stars as Chest Pectoral in Hard Trouble, in which he portrays a carny whose brother has been kidnapped by a local gang of Muslims, taking him on a quest to such exciting locations as a carnival. The twist is the bad guy is his Father! Co-starring Dennis Hopper.

Abyssness

So alone.
Black mother descends,
Through the night, encroaching on my dream,
It cuts, like a hot blade,
Through butter.
The endless abyss goes on,
Absolute, terrify me,
Strip me of myself,
Turn me to a wanton figure of the night,
A shadow, never to return to flight.
Small flame burns out, dies away.
Quite sad, really.


No templates or generators, that's all from the heart.

On a similar note, make your own Van Damme movie!
[URL]http://www.theshiznit.co.uk/vandamme.html[/URL]