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"My curly locks"

So, I've been growing my hair since the end of May when I had it shaved.

It looks a complete mess and it's the thickest piece of crap you'll ever see. Now it's starting to go curly and my brother says I have a perm.

Still, it can look quite cool and messy. Should I get it cut tomorrow?

This is life or death stuff here.

Fat?

Borat's a minger.

Semi transparent? Protein deposit floating round your eyeball, nothing to worry about.

Keep the long hair and go for a Ben Stiller in Dodgeball look. "Feathered and strong - now THAT'S something you just don't see enough of anymore".

Just like mess it up a bit.

did he/she die?

Yeah, just a globule of fat.

My friend had that.

It's something actually floating on your eyeball.

My hair has got really thick. I'm so skint I can't afford a haircut shut it! until thursday. I do have a set of excellent clippers in my wardrobe though, and I'm severely tempted to shave the lot off. Thing is I have a head shaped like a peanut, so I think I'll wait the few days and get a proper job done.

In other news I keep getting this tiny dot appear in my vision. very tiny but very bright, like an atom bomb going off in the distance. It's only for a split second, a couple of times a day. I think it must be a premonition.

I'll take before and after shots.

Dammit

But... but... my hair. It's all long and stuff.

Cut the b!tch

Get it cut, or i'll call you a puff.