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"I'm stupid"

This is like the tenth time I've cut myself at work now and it's getting ridiculous.

Tonight I sliced the end of my thumb off while dicing onions and had to go home. My boss wanted to take me to the infirmary because it bled so heavily but I didnt fancy spending the night with loads of injured junkies and winos.

Pity me.

'EVERYTHING IS REALLY CLEAN HERE!'

'LOOK AT ALL THE LOVELY LOW FAT NUTRITIOUS FOOD WE HAVE'

diiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont work in McDonlands - they dont have McKnives or McFresh ingredients to McChop

McDonald's server does not count as chef....

I was dicing onions which is a pretty mindless job - and the blade slipped on the top of the onion and into my thumb.

I'm a chef of sorts, yes.

Now that, has got to hurt. So are you a chef?

^Stupid question really^

Yes. Yes you are.

Pity is for WEAKlings.

EDIT: How do you cut your finger? Slicing food requires concentration. You were making love to some waitress, I know it.

This is like the tenth time I've cut myself at work now and it's getting ridiculous.

Tonight I sliced the end of my thumb off while dicing onions and had to go home. My boss wanted to take me to the infirmary because it bled so heavily but I didnt fancy spending the night with loads of injured junkies and winos.

Pity me.