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"My school has the breast stories"

At the Leaver's Do, one of the newer teachers got drunk and got her boobies out.










(It was rumoured)

Anyone ever do that thing where they call a teacher mum? I did it in year nine infront of my then-girlfriend! Humiliation takes another evolutionary step.

HHAT wrote:
> Very_Metal wrote:
> i guy from my year got the school secretary pregnant at an end of
> year
> party...
>
> That would be funny, if pregnancy wasn't involved... if h'ed just
> screwed her.. then well done to him :-P

you wouldn't have said that if you'd seen....well, either of them.

The Hibernator wrote:
> Anyone ever do that thing where they call a teacher mum? I did it in
> year nine infront of my then-girlfriend! Humiliation takes another
> evolutionary step.

I don't understand how anybody could possibly do that - unless the teacher really was their Mum...

One of my friends asked me for help and he called me Dad.

At my sixth form the toilets had a sort of air lock arrangement with two doors, presumably so that when someone went in or out you couldn't see all the way in. Anyway, they had push plates on the outside and handles on the inside.

At our leavers do, when everyone is drinking and the teachers are pretending not to notice, or simply encouraging us the toilets were frequented more often than usual. We came in early and removed the handles from the inside, then replaced the push plates so that once you were in you had to wait for someone else to come in so you could get out.

A friend of ours said he thought he could get out anyways.

We left him there for 45 minutes.