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"I dislocated somebody's shoulder"

I'm rock I am.

Got beat 10-5 at the footie though.

I cry

EDIT: Wasn't my fault, he ran into me.

I remember that story.

Did you tell me that after I told my tale of how I beat up that guy who was so massively drunk he couldn't possibly defend himself?

Oh, and I nutted our keeper too. Hurt like hell that did.

I gave someone a dragon punch.

His glasses flew right off his face.

ARGH

I kicked someone in the balls once

I scored an excellent header tonight. Long throw, 15 yards out, bottom corner.

Oops, meant to say he was in goal and I was attacking the goal.
:-)

If you were the goalie what were you doing shooting from the edge of the penalty box?

Ouch.

Got beat at footy tonight too.

I fractured a guys fingers once. I was playing in goal and I struck a shot from the edge of the box. Rocketed towards goal and smashed into his hand as he tried to save it.

monkey_man wrote:
> I meant for SHEP, but your pain-giving is also awesome.

Ofcourse my ammusing story contained romance and lust and betrayal...