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"Rear Entry Sex"

Anal... Someone had to bring it up...

Want it?
Had it?
Have it?
Love it?
Hate it?
Mass Debate it! (See what I did there?)

Let's hear your thoughts...

That wasn't catchy.


Me. Once.

Me. Twice.

In the words of the great Gerrid:

Oh dear oh dear

Now who said that wasn't catchy??

Memorandum! wrote:
> Someone once said to me, at approximately 5am: "You know,
> apparently you can fit an arm up someone's ass as far as the
> elbow."

Legend has it you can fit a lot more than that up there.
He's not called The Hibernator for nothing.

I'm going to regret missing the start of this thread for the rest of my life. What fun.

I would have thought assturbating in the bath would be pretty bad - surely the water would fill up the spaces. You'd be dripping for weeks.

Is there anything, I wonder, more terrifying than cum in a bath?
It's like a creamy gremlin - don't get it wet, or it turns nasty.

I think you'd have to have a thorough clean out and tidy up in there first.

Someone once said to me, at approximately 5am: "You know, apparently you can fit an arm up someone's ass as far as the elbow."

I'm not sure if it was some kind of suggestion, but the thought of it certainly scared me.

I hadn't, until now.

Which knuckle?

Really?
Hmmm...Once I sank it to the knuckle and rummaged.
Didn't make me feel sexy, more like somebody in a Cronenberg movie.