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"Caption Contest"

Always a bit of fun, and I'm bored. Anyhoo, everyone knows what to do.

1. [URL]http://www.theskateblade.com/interactive/1bk-caption.jpg[/URL] - Ice skater charged with the consumption of half of his Ice skating partner.

2. [URL]http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/fotos/teach.jpg[/URL] - Mario exposed after italian plumber scandal.

3. [URL]http://www.pr3d4t0r.com/misc/cptn_bush1.jpg[/URL] - Bush shows press pictures of his children from his wallet.

4. [URL]http://www.steamshovelpress.com/horns-george_bush.jpg[/URL] - Bush cries for help after he loses his neck.

English_Bloke wrote:
> remarked, “well, we’ve got to teach these fat bast*rds somehow”.
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> *Stewie voice*
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> “Oh that’s right. I went there”

lol.

4. Hmm, these UN meetings are sooo dull.

Ha! Look! Tony’s doing a rabbit. I’ll do a fox. This’ll pass the time.

4. Apparently Monica Lewinsky doesn't like the whole thing and actually prefers these 2 fingers...or so my good friend Bill tells me.

1. How come she always gets to wear the pink?

2. There were cries of police brutality when a customer of MacDonalds was arrested for refusing to pay for her Big Mac. One officer remarked, “well, we’ve got to teach these fat bast*rds somehow”.

*Stewie voice*

“Oh that’s right. I went there”

3. I didn’t go outside the lines once!

4. Go web go!

> 1. "Should I?"
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> 2. "New Pork Scratching/Human Hybrid found"
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> 3. "I'm a big boy!"
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> 4. "30 years on - has the webslinger lost his way?"

1. I've heard of a crack in the ice but this is....

2. I don't care if you won Big Brother, you've been reported to trading standards and we're taking you in.

1. "Ooh, yeah! Keep going, baby ... nearly there!"

2.

3. "... and this is a picture of the vice president."

4. "Live long and prosper."

2. Mario is found and charged with sexual assault on Princess Peach.

Heh. By the way, the winner gets a J-42 voucher.

1: 'You've got some bog roll stuck in your pants, love'
2: Fashion police take yet another offender