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And if what people say about things going in cycles are true, then right now we are stuck right in the middle of crappy CGI, crappy plots and retarded one liners. There were three trailers at the cinema last night. The first was one showing a fat red dunce jump through walls, complete with horrible CGI. If you've seen the trailer for "Hellboy" which is what this terd of a movie is called, you'll see it invloves Nazi's, hell and people getting killed. And it's a PG. That's like making a porno movie and pixellating out the sex.
The next was the expressionless and rubbish actor Vin Diesel in the Chronicles of Riddick. What kind of moron would go see this chump, especially when it is a fecking 12A. If he's involved in an "inter planetary war" like the plot says then why is this film a 12A? We'd like to see some blood and full frontal nudity (of women) once in a bloody while.
And third was what could have been a good film, Alien Versus Predator. But it wasn't and you don't even need to watch the film to realize that, it was clearly evident in the trailer. More crappy effects then with a big fact 12A.
So in conclusion cinema - at the moment - is utter crap.
P.S, the adverts are bolocks as well, I had to endure that bloody Harp advert again. You know, the "I fancy a pint of harp" and then the monngoloid that puts it on the Mexican wave. THAT CANT HAPPEN YOU NIMROD!
The next was the expressionless and rubbish actor Vin Diesel in the Chronicles of Riddick. What kind of moron would go see this chump, especially when it is a fecking 12A. If he's involved in an "inter planetary war" like the plot says then why is this film a 12A? We'd like to see some blood and full frontal nudity (of women) once in a bloody while.
And third was what could have been a good film, Alien Versus Predator. But it wasn't and you don't even need to watch the film to realize that, it was clearly evident in the trailer. More crappy effects then with a big fact 12A.
So in conclusion cinema - at the moment - is utter crap.
P.S, the adverts are bolocks as well, I had to endure that bloody Harp advert again. You know, the "I fancy a pint of harp" and then the monngoloid that puts it on the Mexican wave. THAT CANT HAPPEN YOU NIMROD!
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spiderman 2, bourne supremacy, village, I robot, Shrek 2, c of riddick, arthur, and the terminal.Makes for quite a large schedule
A lot more choice than you'd usually get at the cinema when its usually pick the lesser of two evils.
A lot more choice than you'd usually get at the cinema when its usually pick the lesser of two evils.
Microchips wrote:
> The Orange advert with the guy that plays Mini-Me is genius.
Fair enough it's good, but we had some woman cackling with laugter for the duration of the advert, then she continued into the next ad. Come-one woman it wasnt that funny!
> The Orange advert with the guy that plays Mini-Me is genius.
Fair enough it's good, but we had some woman cackling with laugter for the duration of the advert, then she continued into the next ad. Come-one woman it wasnt that funny!
The trailer was probably rated 12A.
Chronicles of Riddick looks pretty good if you ask me. Sure it'll be mindless but then it was never gonna be Shakespear and it never wanted to be.
Chronicles of Riddick looks pretty good if you ask me. Sure it'll be mindless but then it was never gonna be Shakespear and it never wanted to be.
Heh, yeah, that was excellent.
At our cinema they showed the advert for drink-driving, where the woman hits the table in the pub, then a couple of adverts later was one for Jack Daniels. I didn't know what to do.
At our cinema they showed the advert for drink-driving, where the woman hits the table in the pub, then a couple of adverts later was one for Jack Daniels. I didn't know what to do.
The Orange advert with the guy that plays Mini-Me is genius.
Well down here the Village is a 15 and you can show a trailer of a 15 as long as it doesn't show any of the 15 content.
Well I'm sure they were a 12A and PG since I was watching The Village which was a 12A and they can't show a 15 trailer. Also I trust my memory. Riddick looks good if you want to stop thinking for a few hours.
Riddicks a 15 and Helboys a 12A over here. And I think Riddick looks pretty good.
And if what people say about things going in cycles are true, then right now we are stuck right in the middle of crappy CGI, crappy plots and retarded one liners. There were three trailers at the cinema last night. The first was one showing a fat red dunce jump through walls, complete with horrible CGI. If you've seen the trailer for "Hellboy" which is what this terd of a movie is called, you'll see it invloves Nazi's, hell and people getting killed. And it's a PG. That's like making a porno movie and pixellating out the sex.
The next was the expressionless and rubbish actor Vin Diesel in the Chronicles of Riddick. What kind of moron would go see this chump, especially when it is a fecking 12A. If he's involved in an "inter planetary war" like the plot says then why is this film a 12A? We'd like to see some blood and full frontal nudity (of women) once in a bloody while.
And third was what could have been a good film, Alien Versus Predator. But it wasn't and you don't even need to watch the film to realize that, it was clearly evident in the trailer. More crappy effects then with a big fact 12A.
So in conclusion cinema - at the moment - is utter crap.
P.S, the adverts are bolocks as well, I had to endure that bloody Harp advert again. You know, the "I fancy a pint of harp" and then the monngoloid that puts it on the Mexican wave. THAT CANT HAPPEN YOU NIMROD!
The next was the expressionless and rubbish actor Vin Diesel in the Chronicles of Riddick. What kind of moron would go see this chump, especially when it is a fecking 12A. If he's involved in an "inter planetary war" like the plot says then why is this film a 12A? We'd like to see some blood and full frontal nudity (of women) once in a bloody while.
And third was what could have been a good film, Alien Versus Predator. But it wasn't and you don't even need to watch the film to realize that, it was clearly evident in the trailer. More crappy effects then with a big fact 12A.
So in conclusion cinema - at the moment - is utter crap.
P.S, the adverts are bolocks as well, I had to endure that bloody Harp advert again. You know, the "I fancy a pint of harp" and then the monngoloid that puts it on the Mexican wave. THAT CANT HAPPEN YOU NIMROD!
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