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> By the time of A New Hope, all the Stormtroopers were meant to be
> trained Humans. If I remember right I think Solo was an Imperial
> naval officer, but was dismissed for saving Chewbacca's life when he
> found him being beaten by a load of other officers.
No one could beat up the mighty Chewbacca.
> Look at the first scene in A New Hope for crying out loud - they're . ridiculously incompetent!
Not Incontenent for any of you who might mix them up. :P
> "While walking to their star ship, the three Jedi are attacked by
> Rinkies, creatures that look like giant rats"
>
> aahaha i can't wait.
What's the bet Lucas names the leader of the "Rinkies" Dink.
"Rinkie Dink"
There were so many sixual thingies in the original star wars, it was rather funny.
"Hands solo"
"Princess Lay Ker"
"Obi Wankar Knobby"
That Lucas is sooooooooooo dirty.
> He had help mostly in the original trilogy, but he seems to want to
> write the entire prequel trilogy on his own. I'm sensing a little bit
> of power-madness..
Ironically Lucas is becoming Vader.
> This has happened already in one of the books, so somehow I highly
> doubt it.
gahahahahahahahah
> I think that by the time of A New Hope that some Stormtroopers are
> recruited humans. It is known that Han Solo is an ex-stormtrooper in
> some books or something I think.
By the time of A New Hope, all the Stormtroopers were meant to be trained Humans. If I remember right I think Solo was an Imperial naval officer, but was dismissed for saving Chewbacca's life when he found him being beaten by a load of other officers.
> cipro wrote:
> *Taps Borat on the Shoulder* That wasn't meant to be taken
> seriously,
> I was merely pointing out that old George boy seems to have made it
> his mission to completely ruin the franchise he helped create,
> directing two films that while entertaining in places (especially
> the
> acting) are an insult to the original films.
>
> *Taps Cipro on the shoulder* You have offended me sir, now we must
> face each other in the circle of death.
Huzzah, thou shalt smite thee in a game of Thumb Wars, first one to die, looses.
> *Taps Borat on the Shoulder* That wasn't meant to be taken seriously,
> I was merely pointing out that old George boy seems to have made it
> his mission to completely ruin the franchise he helped create,
> directing two films that while entertaining in places (especially the
> acting) are an insult to the original films.
*Taps Cipro on the shoulder* You have offended me sir, now we must face each other in the circle of death.