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"Hello - I am Back (Again)"

Yep, my sudden disappearance from the Forums was caused courtesy of my friend, who rung me up last Friday at 7 to ask if I wanted to go to Newquay with him the next day. It was a shock to the system, but I went.

Enjoyed it alot. We stayed in a caravan, met saucy girls, blew our cash on the fruit machines etc.

So, any news?

shame that

Okay, we'll have to do it another day.

i am free anytime in the next three minutes. well actually all day, but i will forget in bout three mins

I'll try that.

I'll lie on the floor with a dead rabbit, then put a picture of Elton John in front of us. I'll let him go first, and see what insult he can come up with. I will then try and you can be the judge.

it really is. dead rabbits could insult better. probably

Johnson wrote:

> Why don't you go home to your mum and tell her you have a sad life
> and need to use the phone to phone the 'I suck' helpline.

Why must you hurt me so? I was depressed before but these harsh and amazingly witty words are pushing me ever closer to the edge.

I know.

I'm tired, I can't insult people due to my lack of energy and lack of brain cells that died when I only got around 1-2 hours sleep for the majortiy of nights.

Johnson wrote:
> Why don't you go home to your mum and tell her you have a sad life
> and need to use the phone to phone the 'I suck' helpline.


That's horribly poor.

fair nuff - i didnt come on for my fisrt 600days. (look at me stats and you'll see)

Thank god you're back!!!!!

I thought you had gone away for ever...