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...Alan Smith.
From the minute my dad saw him in the Community Shield he instantly hated him and his "damn stupid hair". I was then warned, from father to son, never to get my hair into a "poncy fin". When Smith scored his goal my dad dismissed it as fluke. Today he cheered every time Smith fell over or gave it away - which was often. He then asked me where this guy I seemed to love was. When I informed him Owen had transferred to Real Madrid, and was also on the pitch, he laughed and said football is stupid. We both concurred that football is a poncy sport compared to rugby. We then agreed Alan Smith would get decked by any rugby player.
Then we had some beer.
From the minute my dad saw him in the Community Shield he instantly hated him and his "damn stupid hair". I was then warned, from father to son, never to get my hair into a "poncy fin". When Smith scored his goal my dad dismissed it as fluke. Today he cheered every time Smith fell over or gave it away - which was often. He then asked me where this guy I seemed to love was. When I informed him Owen had transferred to Real Madrid, and was also on the pitch, he laughed and said football is stupid. We both concurred that football is a poncy sport compared to rugby. We then agreed Alan Smith would get decked by any rugby player.
Then we had some beer.
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I see no other reason why someone would want to buy Heskey ;)
do you reckon b'ham bought him to take the piddle?
Neó wrote:
I guess when you have had Heskey upfront for your team for so long you tend to lose your grasp of the decent strikers out there.
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Very true :D
But in saying that; did you see Defoe and Smith last night? Absolutely awful! (ok, not THAT bad), I'm sure Heskey would have scored in that positions :P
I guess when you have had Heskey upfront for your team for so long you tend to lose your grasp of the decent strikers out there.
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Very true :D
But in saying that; did you see Defoe and Smith last night? Absolutely awful! (ok, not THAT bad), I'm sure Heskey would have scored in that positions :P
if you want, you can have forlan
I guess when you have had Heskey upfront for your team for so long you tend to lose your grasp of the decent strikers out there.
It's too early to be reminiscing. That is Stage 3. I'm still in the mourning phase (Stage 1). Soon I will be in the I'm-Angry-And-Let's-Sign-Ronaldo-As-Revenge stage (Stage 2).
Where's the story about Mikey scoring a goal which brought about the remeniscing?
egg chasin? oh dear. but yes smithys hair is stupid, but he is better than forlan. overall - i like his footy... but not his gayhair
You Dad can be an hounrary member of my family if he ever feels the need.
It's like being an o.B.E.
It's like being an o.B.E.
...Alan Smith.
From the minute my dad saw him in the Community Shield he instantly hated him and his "damn stupid hair". I was then warned, from father to son, never to get my hair into a "poncy fin". When Smith scored his goal my dad dismissed it as fluke. Today he cheered every time Smith fell over or gave it away - which was often. He then asked me where this guy I seemed to love was. When I informed him Owen had transferred to Real Madrid, and was also on the pitch, he laughed and said football is stupid. We both concurred that football is a poncy sport compared to rugby. We then agreed Alan Smith would get decked by any rugby player.
Then we had some beer.
From the minute my dad saw him in the Community Shield he instantly hated him and his "damn stupid hair". I was then warned, from father to son, never to get my hair into a "poncy fin". When Smith scored his goal my dad dismissed it as fluke. Today he cheered every time Smith fell over or gave it away - which was often. He then asked me where this guy I seemed to love was. When I informed him Owen had transferred to Real Madrid, and was also on the pitch, he laughed and said football is stupid. We both concurred that football is a poncy sport compared to rugby. We then agreed Alan Smith would get decked by any rugby player.
Then we had some beer.
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