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Looking at stale old posts?
Nobody around to talk to?
Creative juices dried up?
You need new miracle Extra GAD. Extra GAD sweeps as it cleans as it enlivens.
The person with the best suggestion for an EXTRA GAD competition will win any game of their choice.
Closing date = midnight on August 26th.
And YES - the winning suggestion will be used as a real Extra GAD compo (er - just like this one).
So, by gad, get adding you cads. You are never too old to be bold!
**** IMPORTANT - EDITED POSTS DON'T COUNT ****
If two people suggest the same winning idea it will be the first one to post it that wins.
> 3. Prove your dedication - show how much you want the gameaday prize.
> People will do all sorts of stuff, share their girlfriends with
> Fosco, piece their eyelids with pins, get an SR tattoo on their
> face... ah the possibilities
My idea, ho
> Deliver SR items to people's homes on time EGAD - staffies only!
I thought earlier, "I won't post that, it's a bit harsh."
Oh well, it was only a matter of time before someone did it.
1. Create a new slogan for Special Reserve instead of "discount network", it would finally bring the company into the modern globatronic era of slogans.
2. SR Ditty - make a song tribute to SR. It could just be lyrics, a musical composition using music editing software, or someone might go full-throttle and get their band together to record the song.
3. Prove your dedication - show how much you want the gameaday prize. People will do all sorts of stuff, share their girlfriends with Fosco, piece their eyelids with pins, get an SR tattoo on their face... ah the possibilities
4. Forum action-figures. Design action figures of staff-members or forum members - you could draw them, make them in clay, or kidnap staffies and dress them up - the choice is up to you.
5. Notable battle-royale style elimination contest. Stand back and watch as Timmargh butchers the lot of them, stand back I say!
6. Most obscure piercing E-Gad. It's quite self-explanatory, I think
7. Get a celebrity to endorse SR - we tried it before when you had to et your SR mag photographed with someone famous - well this time you just have to get someone famous (hell even Linda Barker would do) to endorse SR, it would be fun-ish.
8. Bestest tagline contest - I'm scraping the barrel now.
9. Barrel scraping E-Gad... I give up
Long list of questions, whoever has the highest score after a week of intense questioning wins
Anyone who beats the record we've set here wins.
It's going to be hard.
These forums are great and so are the stories that appear on them. Unfortunately, sometimes we (including myself) seem to write too many depressing stories, so for my GAD idea - I'd like to see an SR organized competition to find the wittiest member. I have a sneaking suspicion that Black Glove would sweep the board clean, but regardless of who won - hopefully it would provide many a laugh over the long cold winter months to come and hopefully we'd see some humorous stories and some good jokes. If the field was left open - the competition could really go many ways and hopefully there would be some varied entries, maybe even some SR themed entries - possibly about certain SR members or Staffies too...