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"Short Story Competition whateverthenumberis"

I'm stuck between giving you a nice easy title that can be taken in many ways, or forcing you once again to make a story out of a bizzare concept instead of having all these 'I'm so chemically imbalanced' nonsense plop.

No, seriously, the standards are getting higher here, I don't care about winning, but I want to see people smashing their damn brains in to get some sort of genius to spurt out at us like some sort of meditational masturbation.

(Excuse him, mid-life crisis, desperate for control in a spiral of realisation that there isn't a beautiful snowflake staring back at him in the mirror)

Silence you.

Nah, I'll make it easy. The title is FUEL. I've got a hell of a load of ideas for this, so er, you better have too. Use the best idea you can think of, pleeaase, I swear this has massive potential.

Er.. you have until... dunno. Late August sometime, 24th/25th ish about maybe.

So for hell's sake affect me, make me laugh cry orgasm fall into depression and kill myself and VIBRATE IN ABSOLUTE FEAR or something but for God's sake affect me because that's what I'm looking for.

All the same wonderful lovely thank you write now thanks please you're lovely hope you all enter

(love reading stories, all stories, just write)

MEKA IS WINNAR

I'm psychic, like Mystic Meg - that or I was capably able to point out the only good story that was entered. I wonder which it was.

Alright, as Mav was supposed to have done it by yesterday then Meka wins, everybody dance now

And I'm having trouble with my chapter too, I'll finish it off tomorrow

I gave up, not in the mood.

I'll use it for the next one. It was based on a story I heard today that is very funny.

Hoorah.

I'd be half tempted to go for something completely daft - a story in which someone craps themselves, but as I'd have to read them all...

Well, you've won so far, so quiet. I'm just waiting for Mav and Sheepy, and anyone else who wants to enter. Get thinking about a topic :P

If you were the best judge ever you would have stuck to the date you set. ;o)

Ok

Yes you can.

I'm going to get drunk and write a chapter to my koala story, you can write whatever it is you were going to.

I can't really be bothered.

Go on then.