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"Summing up pre-season"

"Jose Mourinho, you have won Champions League. This may be a one-off or not. We don't care. Here's some money, come coach my team."
"No, I am Portuguese and shall stay loyal to Porto. Besides, my family is here. I will never move."
"Here's some more money."
"OK"
"Boss, take me with no."
"Shut up Deco."

"Houllier, you are crap. Go away."
"But Hamann's crap and you let him stay."
"You signed him."
"Ah. Bye."
"Will you stay now Stevie?"
"*Scouse*"
"We'll take that as a yes. Cool."

"Vieria, come to Madrid."
"Maybe."

"Santini, you've taken a team brimming with superb players and lost to Greece. This is apalling. Where will you take your supreme lack of talent?"
"Spurs."
"Seems fair."

"Vieria, come to Madrid."
"Maybe."

"I'm old and you're old too, Shearer. Fancy going to Celtic?"
"No Bobby. Sign Kluivert. And Nicky Butt."
"Ok."

"Jose, who will you sign?"
"Well, I certainly won't be raiding my old club!"
"Very noble of you. So who will you sign?"
"Ferriera and Carvalho. But they would've left anyway. So I'm being noble and smooth by taking them to Chelsea."
"Very noble of you."
"Thank you."

"Vieria, come to Madrid."
"Maybe."

"Cisse is here! He's all blonde. We're definitely going to win the league now, Spanish-style. What do you think boys?"
"*Scouse talk*"
"Great. Mikey, will you commit now?"
"Certainly. Without a doubt."

"Fergie, you need a brilliant and astute summer signing."
"Aye."
"So who is it?"
"Alan Smith."
"...Sigh."

"Vieria, come to Madrid."
"Maybe."

"Fergie, you need a brilliant and astute summer signing."
"Aye."
"So who is it?"
"Heinze."
"...Sigh."


"After long deliberation, I have decided to make John Terry club captain."
"What, the guy who was captain last time?"
"Yes."
"You're a genius, Jose."
"I know. And I've got Deco."
"That's Joe Cole."
"Where? Next to Deco?"
"...Sigh."

"Santini, you've finally done something. Who've you signed."
"Mendes."
"Enjoy 10th place."
"I will!"

"Vieria, come to Madrid."
"Maybe."

Stryke wrote:
"Plastic bag. Over head."
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Isn't that the latest thing for Spurs fans, these days?

;D

Hush Snipes, you're arguing with "TEH SUPREM FOOTYYY XPURT!///!". Show some respect.

Vampyr - Shut up. Go away. Plastic bag. Over head.

arogat? Wunker.. new words wow.

moron-iho is an arogat wunker and i dont like him. he claims he can win the premiership in 4 years with chelsea. with all that money my granny coould do that.

Mehehehe. Did anyone see the pull-out Premiership guide from the Daily Mail on Monday. Mourinho's face is rather funny. Looks like a duck with a rolling pin shouved up it's ass.

Heh that was brilliant.

"I'm not certain about Owen. I don't rate him."
"Well we're not certain about you then."
"I would however like to sell Heskey and buy Cisse..."
"Sign on the dotted line, please Mr Benitez."

Would be more appropriate for Liverpool.

Quality Stryke!

=D

Don or†ega wrote:
> Stryke wrote:
> But to be a striker for a team like Man United,
> you've got to be a great player.
>
> Two words. Andy Cole.

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Fair point.

Stryke wrote:
But to be a striker for a team like Man United,
> you've got to be a great player.

Two words. Andy Cole.

Yes, Saha and Van Nistelrooy are first choice, but with Van nistelrooy out until September Smith will get a chance to prove himself.