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Tell me funny stories , jokes ect.
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Avril Rocks wrote:
> What did the grape do when an elephant sat on it........
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> ...... let out
> a little whine
I liked this one!
By the way avril welcome to the wolfs lair!
> What did the grape do when an elephant sat on it........
>
> ...... let out
> a little whine
I liked this one!
By the way avril welcome to the wolfs lair!
How do you know that a blonde's been in your car?
The handbrake's wet.
How do you know that a blonde's been using your computer for Word Processing?
The screen's covered with tippex.
The handbrake's wet.
How do you know that a blonde's been using your computer for Word Processing?
The screen's covered with tippex.
What do you call an intelligent blonde? Golden retreiver.
What did the grape do when an elephant sat on it........ ...... let out a little whine
Timmargh wrote:
> ... and the punchline?
and what's wrong with you?
> ... and the punchline?
and what's wrong with you?
Ashman wrote:
> What's got 90 balls and screws old ladies?
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> Bingo
Thats funny!
> What's got 90 balls and screws old ladies?
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> Bingo
Thats funny!
Rickoss wrote:
> What do you call a dead ape?
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> Anything you like.
Hahahaha!
> What do you call a dead ape?
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> Anything you like.
Hahahaha!
... and the punchline?
The lady of a house had a simple-minded slave. But when she got a peek at just how thick his other head was also, she lusted after him. She put a mask over her face so that he wouldn't recognize her, and played around with him. Joining her game, he had sex with her. Then, grinning as he usually did, he reported to his master: "Sir, sir, I fu'ked the dancer and the mistress was inside!"
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