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Tell me funny stories , jokes ect.
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Tell me funny stories , jokes ect.
What goes 99 bonk, 99 bonk?
A Welshman counting sheep.
A Welshman counting sheep.
:^D
Maybe there's something about this sheep-bonking business we're all ignoring...
Hmmm....
Not that I.....Know, or anything...
Hmmm....
Not that I.....Know, or anything...
ect
A man walks into a bar,
Ouch!
Ouch!
What's got 90 balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo
Bingo
What do you call a dead ape?
Anything you like.
Anything you like.
man goes into bar and says "got any grapes". Bartender ses "no, we dont do grapes, sorry". So the man leaves...
Next day, the man comes back. "Got any grapes?" he asks. "I told you yestrday, we dont sell grapes" ses the bartender. So the guy leaves...
Next day, the man comes back again. "Got any grapes" he ses. "NOw listen here!" ses the bartender. "If you come in and ask for your stupid grapes agin, IM gonna nail your feet to the bar!" So the man quickly leaves before getting into any more trouble.
Next day, man comes in again. "Got any nails?" he asks. "Nope" ses the bartender. Man ses
"Got any grapes?"
Next day, the man comes back. "Got any grapes?" he asks. "I told you yestrday, we dont sell grapes" ses the bartender. So the guy leaves...
Next day, the man comes back again. "Got any grapes" he ses. "NOw listen here!" ses the bartender. "If you come in and ask for your stupid grapes agin, IM gonna nail your feet to the bar!" So the man quickly leaves before getting into any more trouble.
Next day, man comes in again. "Got any nails?" he asks. "Nope" ses the bartender. Man ses
"Got any grapes?"
The lady of a house had a simple-minded slave. But when she got a peek at just how thick his other head was also, she lusted after him. She put a mask over her face so that he wouldn't recognize her, and played around with him. Joining her game, he had sex with her. Then, grinning as he usually did, he reported to his master: "Sir, sir, I fu'ked the dancer and the mistress was inside!"
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