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It had the Blade 2 Bloodpack-style bunch of 'interestingly different' fighter types who use 'interestingly different' weapons and have quirky differences that are supposed to be interesting. But they are, in fact, as crap as the rest of this film. Ray Winstone should be doing better stuff, as should old Stellan.
Still, it's always comedy to see the Hornblower guy.
> I don't find Knightly attractive, She look so boring and simple.
> Notting special about her.
Die.
It'd be crap, but enjoyably.
"HOOOORRRRNBLOWER!"
"I thought you were Lancelot?"
"Shut up Clive Owen. You got killed by Will Hunting in the Bourne film."
"Fair point. But I am going to be the next Bond."
"....I thought I was?"
"No, you're going to be the stretch man in Fantastic Four."
"I am?"
"Yes."
"Excellent. HORRRRRRRRRRRRNBLOWWWWER!"
"Don't do that."
Same hair?