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One tortoise, answers to the name of Tarquin.
0-60mph, in your dreams.
Can be used as a football*, warning, wear padded shoes!
Easy to feed, leave it run (haha) riot in your neighbours green house for half an hour everyday.
Bargain at £75, interesed shogun? Simply email:
[email protected]
*KIDS! Only joking, tortoises should NOT be used as footballs. They'll hurt your feet, wait 'til you're an adult.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
ok sorry, happy now...
> why would I sell me dead granny? :(
why is Tony making me sad...
> its only been a few years since I started making stuff up > to bring attention to myself... *sigh*
why is Tony making me sad... its only been a few weeks since...