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"Big Brother jokes"

On eviction Stuart gets invited to a fancy dress party.

As he walks in the host notices he doesn't have a costume but he has this girl on his back, her arms permanently locked around his neck.

The host asks "Stuart why didn't you come in fancy dress?"

Stuart replies "I did I've come as a snail!"

The host responds "But Stuart all you've got is that girl on your back!"

"Don't be silly!" remarks Stuart "That's Michelle!"

(me shell) get it? I know it's awful!

Dave :)

Drunk! :)

~Darling~ wrote:
> Thats horrible!
>
> You can't say that when you don't know her!

Bloody hell, she got you too?

hahahahahahahahah

Since were on the topic of lame and stupid jokes let me tell you all a crappy prank phone call for little boys:

I didnt make this up myself i think my friend did=/

Billy calls the library

Billy: Hello is this the library

Woman: Why yes it is little boy

Billy: I need to look up two words for school can you help me

Woman: Sure wait let me look for my dictionary

Billy: Okay, the first word is hospitable.

Woman: Okay that means, wait let me look it up...it means...

Billy: Hurry up lady i dont have all day.

Woman: Okay i got it, it means, given to generous and cordial reception of guests.

Billy: Are you sure?

Woman: Yep.

Billy: Hmm, okay the next word...is b!tCh.

Woman: That means female dog.

Billy: Did you even look in the dictionary?

Woman: I didnt have to i know that word.

Billy: Hmm, that doesnt make much sence at all.

Woman: This isnt for a school assingment is it?

Billy: Hah, no you caught me.

Woman: Hmm.

Billy: What would it mean if my dad said to my mom "Im gonna smack that b!tCh so hard she'll go to the hospitable"?

Woman: ......

Billy: Is my mom a dog? Are you calling my mom a dog?

Woman: I have things to do little boy sorry i have to go.

Billy: Okay thank you youve been very hospitable.

Woman: haha thank you.

Billy: Your welcome b!tCh.

Woman: !


hangs up phone


Yea i know. There wasnt an actual joke in there. But its a nice word count booster.=P

Thats horrible!

You can't say that when you don't know her!

"Michelle—she's nice but you get the feeling she's seen more cockends than weekends."

ie. She's a man eater/Dirrrrrty sl*t

Dave_Smith wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> This is so old...so very old..
>
> Yeh! But the old ones are the best and doesn't it suit these two
> no-hopers so well? If these two end up together I don't know who I
> feel more sorry for him, her or any offspring :)
>
> Dave

Thats so cruel.

She is still a person and what is actually wrong with her? It's true that she is clingy with Stu, but she has been put in a house with strangers and is likely to cling on to someone she clicks with.

Did he come in his pants too?

He could have gone as premature ejaculation if he did...

Next time you see her, please slap your mother for me.

~Darling~ wrote:
> This is so old...so very old..

Yeh! But the old ones are the best and doesn't it suit these two no-hopers so well? If these two end up together I don't know who I feel more sorry for him, her or any offspring :)

Dave